What NOT to do with your coffee
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Leave it unattended out in the open [size=10](to buy the papers at the neighbourhood grocery store or for whatever reason)[/h] so that ants can drown themselves in it, then reheat that pot of heavenly beverage thinking that at last you can enjoy its hot, rich and robust flavour and end up with that awful taste of yucky insects in your mouth.
Since then, if its too hot, I'll pop an ice-cube to cool it down a bit. I hate ants in my coffee or any other creepy crawlies for that matter.
Since then, if its too hot, I'll pop an ice-cube to cool it down a bit. I hate ants in my coffee or any other creepy crawlies for that matter.
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I need my cup of coffee every morning. And since I'm a very tired morning person, I sometimes mess up. For instance last week, where I ruined my white shirt D=
I also got burned, but screw that... MY SHIRT ;__;
I also got burned, but screw that... MY SHIRT ;__;
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CreampieHoney wrote...
Leave it unattended out in the open [size=10](to buy the papers at the neighbourhood grocery store or for whatever reason)[/h] so that ants can drown themselves in it, then reheat that pot of heavenly beverage thinking that at last you can enjoy its hot, rich and robust flavour and end up with that awful taste of yucky insects in your mouth.Since then, if its too hot, I'll pop an ice-cube to cool it down a bit. I hate ants in my coffee or any other creepy crawlies for that matter.
I don't know if I could ever trust my coffee again if that happened to me....Kudos.
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ZeriamoftheNight wrote...
I got up one morning and made me a cup of coffee and as soon as I turn around to go in the living room to drink it my mom was right behind me and said out loud "GOOD MORNING" and then I freaked out and threw the coffee back and it hit my face and burned me boy I was screaming out loud saying things that only a man of my caliber would say.oh and for the record
That musta freaked your mom out :lol: oh,and I LOVE that picture.
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I've burnt my entire mouth and all the way down my esophagus.
ouch.
fapping while drinking coffee...... (wanders off)
ouch.
fapping while drinking coffee...... (wanders off)
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Anyone try those chocolate covered coffee beans they're making now? [I haven't brought myself to try one yet]
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at the coffee shop I go to, they give them out with any cup of coffee.
they taste more like chocolate than anything else.
the bean doesn't make much of a difference.
they taste more like chocolate than anything else.
the bean doesn't make much of a difference.
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Aud1o Blood wrote...
at the coffee shop I go to, they give them out with any cup of coffee.they taste more like chocolate than anything else.
the bean doesn't make much of a difference.
Being the big caffeinehead that I am, I'm becoming turned on by the idea of having a large jar of them now. Thanks!
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I'm a tea/hot tea kind of guy meself... and my most horrible experience with 'that' is right after pouring the hot water into the cup and putting a tea bag in, I start walking 'trip' over a dog and in instinct instead of flinging the cup away I hold onto it turn around (and now the cup is upside down due to gravity) and land on my back... well I'm fine from the fall.. the hot tea however is now all over my chest and I have a tea bag on my face :P
Most unfortunately my friend was laughing his ass off mentioning that I just got tea-bagged.
Most unfortunately my friend was laughing his ass off mentioning that I just got tea-bagged.
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Xil
Norse God of Sawdust
Oh I got a great one.
This one time I was in McDonald's and asked for a cup of hot coffee. They gave it to me but I was unaware the coffee was hot, so when I sat down it spilt and burnt me. So I got up and SUED their ass for $1,000,0-.... Oh wait no that was someone else.
My mother owns an Expresso shop that runs in the mornings, so I'll have some now and then. But yeah I'm more into tea myself. Tho really I don't care what I'm drinking so long as it's good and available, always like to have something when I'm at the computer.
This one time I was in McDonald's and asked for a cup of hot coffee. They gave it to me but I was unaware the coffee was hot, so when I sat down it spilt and burnt me. So I got up and SUED their ass for $1,000,0-.... Oh wait no that was someone else.
My mother owns an Expresso shop that runs in the mornings, so I'll have some now and then. But yeah I'm more into tea myself. Tho really I don't care what I'm drinking so long as it's good and available, always like to have something when I'm at the computer.
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After reading all of these tales [and laughing frequently] I just HAD to decide which one was the funniest [it was extremely close between three people] and I'd have to say the funniest coffee/tea story goes to Cruel-Destiny. Congrats! You've won a Rep point! [Every time I envision your story I can't help but laugh]. Thanks to all of you, I will grin every time I take a sip of my coffee. :lol: [AT9]