What what up the butt butt

My girlfriend and I are at odds with anal sex. I want to know what other girls think about it. On a side note, I'm pretty sure this is where this thread goes. If not, I'll take it down.

Anal is a no go fo sho. Exit only.

I wouldn't do anal. Ever. That's where my crap comes out of, you really want to stick your dick in it? Whatevs. =P

I wouldn't stick my dick in someone's shithole, not even if you paid me a thousand dollars and the girl was hot.

I can't believe nobody has posted that is pro-anal or has any advice though...

And yes... I said pro-anal.

I figure there must be people out there that like anal. Otherwise we wouldnt have comics like Wise Ass and such. We've tried it, my gf and I, and she says it's painful. I suggested loosening it up a little with the normal ways that you do foreplay for vaginal, but she is skeptical.

I've never done anal (that I recall) but I'm not entirely opposed to it. I'd definitely use protection, because I don't need 2 hours of showering afterward.
But I'm not a woman. And I know I don't want a dick in MY arsehole, so I can't imagine a woman would either.
But that's only if you care how a woman would feel about it.

I love your insight

Wait...

But if it was truly so horrible, why would it still be a practice? Wouldn't it have been given the shifty eye like sounding (urethra stimulation) or generally abhored like felching (the use of small mammals for anal pleasure)?

I have great insight into the female mind, I know.
And didn't you know? Women aren't really people anyway, so it doesn't matter how they feel about it.



Well, obviously some people like it. A lot of dudes probably like it. And, as I said above, the male opinion on it is what matters.

Never tried it myself, but I'm completely open to the concept. Can't say I know any women who are open to the idea though. I fail to see the huge deal when it comes to hygienic side of it. You have a whole different kind of problem if you don't bother to keep your anus clean. *shrugs*

And it's not like you cant use an enema beforehand, right?

I don't want to stick my dick in no butthole. Vag is the way to go.

I didn't think there were so many like-minded individuals on Fakku. Anal-Free zone yay!

On another note, has anyone noticed that LasVagas's avitar is a girl getting knifed up her vagina? Perhaps there's a reason he want to do it anally...

It hurts and takes a lot of preparation beforehand. >.<

You've tried it Haburi?

Lol, I wanna ask the same question.

As for me...hmm...I don't mind people doing it but...I don't think I'd do it...it just seems kinda...gross to me.

No thank you, i definitely don't stick my "little brother" into someone's shit hole for sure. i don't wanna get sue for sticking my "John" into someone's ass.(is a crime in my country)