Well, since that will be so far in the future, I can only assume that they died of exhaustion from fucking an IRL version of Tomoyo. Or they died fighting each other for Tomoyo. Yeah, that sounds about right.
That was oddly specific compared to every other answer. Any particular reason? <.<
Because I take time and think about what I'm going to post to make sure it's up to a comedy standard I see fit?
I don't know how i'd feel about my son working on my porn collection...
That is kind of what I was thinking, but then again... Jacob is one of a kind. It wouldn't be too hard to assume he'd have a special kind of relationship with his offspring. XD