aznstoner wrote...
Day 1: Cry
Day 2: Cry then fap(while still crying)
Day 3: Kill my dog Dave, I always knew my girlfriend was cheating on me with my best friend, I just didn't it was Man's best friend. Then cry.
Day 4: Whore city, Population - My Penis
Day 5: Try to meet with everyone of Fakku irl (you guys are my family) will plea for sexual favors from the female members (I'm dying!). *imagines incest with Rukia-nee
Day 6: Locate Jacob, punch him for not getting the image section up in time before my demise, hug, then cry together.
Day 7: Slut Town! In my last seconds I will stick my penis in the blow hole of a whale/dolphin/whatever the fuck I can find, explain that shit CSI!
if you were dying, i'd prolly give you something... HAHAHA, but I would stop falling for it the "i'm dying in a week" bit after the 4th time you asked. :)