What would you do in a zombie outbreak?

Old game, still funny though.

me? i would run to the construction site, and look for large, heavy, metal, pipes to swing with. then i would go to town on them. and wait till my friends come and see me, and then my friend who is good with tools will have already made his own gun, and we fight them off till we get somewhere better, then we wait for help. finally after days of killing zombies, and eating shitty biscuits we survive, and get help.

of course i use my special "pls dont eat me and turn me into a zombie jutsu" :wink:

At first,I'll go to electrical plant .
I'll take my laptop,my USB Modem,and my laptop charger .
Then,I'll download some hentai mangas .
When zombies come,I'll say this,"Alright,guys,if you are TRUE zombies,then you must fap with me.If you can't,just practice it with me.If you're girl zombies,then come with me."
I'll fuck them up til the rescue comes .
lol
:))

let them borrow my copy of resident evil. who knows they might enjoy it...

I would do everything.

I was born to slay zombies.

Read through the answer way back when, still like that plan.

My regular one needs some work, though, I've changed areas, and don't know what still applies...

i'd use my katana at least. And well i mb would gather up some of my friends and try to do something, escape somewhere xd

I'd just like to slay some sh1t with swordsss.

well at first kill as many as I possibly can... then I'd prolly get ronery, so I'll end up doin something along the lines of this...

lol epic necrobump.

@zak nice one. I wonder how will he feed her...

nice story but i guess all i need was a tree house with full of food and 2 sniper weapon and also 1,000,000 bullet. at night i sleep and morning it's hunting time.
(and that tree house should be 8 meters high from the ground so there will be no zombie can climb)

I would follow this guide.
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/how-to-survive-a-zombie-invasion/a-20090717115240169017

It's great, how nobody reads the scenario--and everyone assumes the internet works.

Run and find something sharp and long. start killin'.

Progressively break into houses and find a weapon. In certain places of Michigan, the likely hood of finding something automatic is high. Keep killin' more.

Find a truck and locate steel pipe and a MIG welder. Build myself a large steel cage with a beefy lock to sleep in.

By day, go out and forage/kill, by night sleep.

Then again, there's an airfield nearby. If there's a plane I get the fakk out of dodge.

hmmm sounds like a great plan Zak loli is still loli

Since they get clumsier, 1st gather supplies and run to the 2nd floor and in the process barricade the stari and door. Afterwards stay on the roof if they starts climbing up jump to another roof and repeat

I'd hide in my appartment and play left 4 dead.

First of look around me for anything that can be used as a weapon(stick, thick tree branch, Huge rock) and rush at the closest zombie then run away without stopping. if there's no weapon i will still rush the closest zombie and give him a knuckle sandwich then Run like hell away from them.

I'd head to the electrical plant first. and make sure there's power to the city. don't wanna get ambushed in the dark with a whole army of zombies. also security should have a gun or baton that I can take as a weapon. then head to the nearest mall/convenience store and gather supplies and if there are still other people around then form a group with them.

I would kill the fuck out of some Zombies.