@ExESGO - this isn't about whether there is a god or not. It is about if you went to heaven what would you do. Did anyone mention a certain religion or faith? Nope.
Just you. At heaven. Whatchu gonna do?
Kuroneko1/2 wrote...
I'd want to be Sora and live on the Destiny Island.
That is so awesome. If there was a system of this forum where I could give you some type of acknowledgement that would increase your reputation for giving amusing post i would definetly take advantage of it in this situation.
Personally I would eat - A LOT. there would be no fear of calories or fat to be gained. Then I would grab a rainbow out of the sky and ride it across the milky way galaxy and chill with the prince of the cosmos. We'd roll up katamari balls across the nebula and smoke em like rocks when we were done. Then I'd jump back on my rainbow and fly over the center of the universe where I'd take a panaramic shot with me and my friends from sesame street. I'd return home in time for dinner (even though I'm not hungry - but hey this is heaven so w/e *nom nom) and on the way I'd say hey to Spike from cowboy bebop as he'd be chilling with the Bebop crew around the planet Mars just looking for trouble. We'd have a smoke (without the fear of lung cancer) and then I'd travel back to earth where I'd dance with my grandpa (who'd look my age since people can look however they want in heaven - and I'm sure he'd want to look young and attractive) and my grandma would tell me stories (I'm sure she'd still look old since she seemed to like being of old age). I'd take a nap on a lion's back and run my hands through his mane, and when I woke up we'd all go to the ocean and ride on the back of a whale to the bottom of the sea to look at the mariana trench and admire it. One the way back I'd play volley ball underwater with great white sharks (and the ball wouldn't float away since the laws of physics don't apply in heaven), and I'd have my entire team consist of only the best lead characters from Final Fantasy games (tidus will kick ass). Before I left the ocean (yeah I'm still down there, its heaven so I can BREATHE UNDERWATER) I would find a whirl pool and ride on the back of a turtle all the way down to the bottom of it. There King tritan would give me his ... tritan... and I would use it to make a storm. We'd go to the surface and I'd call down a lighting bolt and eat it up to see what it taste like. We'd ride the huge waves back to shore and I'd finally go to sleep - snuggling with my lover on one side and a polar bear on the other.
Heaven rocks.
Thanks for reading (if you did)