What would you do with one wish?

So you come across a broken genie in a bottle and rub it. A genie pops out but it's a broken one. You only get one wish and that wish must be realistic and achievable. What would you wish for?

Me personally I'd like to finish college quicker and get out into the world.

Hahh. Its obvious. :) I think a lot of person just asks for his personal harem :D. I would be okay with only Hisui. :) I don't think you have to take such wishes seriously..its just the life after all.

Babes. Thousands of them.

if only your girlfriend could see this mike...

I think a realistic wish of mine would be to convince someone specific to let me take them out on a date... I don't ask often but it sucks when i do and get rejected.

unrealistic would have to be to go back in time to when i was young with everything I know today, I could avoid many things that have made my life harder simply because I was young and stupid.

lifetime of happiness for me

To own and be able to properly manage (To have the skills to not run it into the ground) my own well loved Tavern. With those I could basically leave it in the hands of my employees and just sit back.

i gotta agree with tsujoi. who doesnt want that? its an all in one package.

i have a feeling that I'd be hit by a bus after i make that wish....

and a panda would be driving said bus... it's how these things normally work out.

it's the natural way to die.

real men get killed by bus driving pandas who refuse to shoulder check... fucking bastard pandas.

huh?

I'd wish for a not-broken genie. This is clearly realistic and achievable since I've somehow managed to find a broken one.

the genie was suffering from impotence and is now cured. He rapes the shit out of you.

Well then I'd have to spend a wish on him not having had raped me. Which is fine since my second wish is gonna be for infinite wishes.

Fine, you win.

I'm spending a wish on wishing that none of you get any wishes at all.

...and the second one is for lulz.

that means i don't get his by a driving panda. sweet.