What would you do with this..?

I'm afraid this one ^^^^ that will come...

0.o Um no open

I would kick the box and then start stabbing it with kitchen knives

I'd stab the bottom of it with a pencil.

if a cute, girlish squeak came out of the box, I'd open it.

If a ugly grunt of a fat ugly guy came out, I would not open it.

If the pencil is covered with testicle ooze when I pull it out, I'd run.

thanks!

Its a fucking bomb.

i'm not gonna open it, i'm just going to kick it until something comes out