Whats the best enrgy drink to...

keep screwing your girl.sorry for being to vulgar

gatorade
redbull
full throttle
monster

what i need help XD
actually i jsut want answers and is curious

This may sound weird, but eat a steak with some coffee

steak makes ya gassy tho farting while boinkign a girl is not great

doesnt happen to me. just makes me really horny.

maybe thats jsut u

Go get wasted, you'll never know what happened.

NOOOOOOO!!!! LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE AND NEVER DO THIS

He's right you might end up with a child.


Reason for Steak and Coffee is cause meat gives you testosorne (if you don't know wtf testosorne is it's what makes you horny and get it up) and if you don't wanna eat steak eat something else that's red meat. Coffee has high caffine in it and you have less of a chance of crashing with it then an energy drink. If you're going to go with an energy drink pick up a 5 hour.

My recommendation: Meat and Coffee. Alcohol just makes things worse. Alcohol may cause: Unknowning of what you're doing, causing you to think your girlfriend is some other chick and saying really weird things that will piss her off, failure to get it up, headache in the morning, double headache in the morning when you find out the chick is ugly, double or tipple the headache when you find out the girl is having your child, loss of memory, and possibly putting it in her wrong hole. For more on wtf alcohol can do to you watch Knocked Up. Great example why you shouldn't drink before sex.

I would recommend the Cocaine / No Name engery drink. Only because I've tried so many and none of them did a thing to me [I drink loads of coffee so energy drinks = just a bunch of sugar to me].

The only one that worked for me was Cocaine / No Name. I only drank a sip of it and it made me hyper for a full hour. Though in order to keep yourself energized during sex you would need to keep Cocaine / No name near your bed and keep drinking it while having sex with your girlfriend which in the end won't make her too happy [if she minds that is].

-shrugs-

I just skimmed over your post at first and I was confused because you said cocaine. I had to reread it because, even though cocaine would probably help you fuck longer, you might also wind up with a heart attack or cleaning windows.

Hmm, i think I'll eat steak when i have sex. I'll keep getting boners.

avoid red meat if she's going to go down on you... if you don't know why ask her and she will probably explain.

water

The energy drink was called Cocaine, but they were forced to rename is 'no name'.

try relentless proper mans energy drink

whats that?

your joking right? it is an energy drink that comes in a big beer can size can it is near enough 50%caffine do you not have it in america?

never heard of it but i will look into it.

My suggestions: (warning: prolonged reliance on these will make you (diabetic, sterile and possible dead) A friend found out the hard way about the diabetic and sterile. He stopped before any real damage was done.

Boo Koo: 360 mg (24 fl oz or 710 mL)
Battery: 320 mg (33.81 fl oz or 1000 mL)
Blue Charge: 300 mg (35.195 fl oz or 1000 mL)
Spike Shooter: 300 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Cocaine: 280 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL
NOS: 250 mg (16 fl oz or 473 mL)
Redline: 250 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Coca-cola Blak: 46 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Mountain Dew MDX: 47 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
BAWLS: 56 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
AMP: 71 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Full Throttle: 72 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Red Rooster: 75 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL)
Red Bull: 80 mg (8.45 fl oz or 250 mL
Vault: 117.5 mg (20 fl oz or 591 mL)
Rockstar: 160 mg (16 fl oz or 480 mL)

Comparison
Coffee (brewed): 56-128 mg (8 fl oz/237 mL/1 cup)
Classic Coke: 23 mg (8 fl oz or 237 mL)
Pepsi: 37 mg (12 fl oz/355 mL)

wow i admire your detailed post. and thanks for info.