Whats The Three Greatest Things Ever Invented?

1 Alcohol
2 Fireworks/Cars/Ladders
3 Ambulances/ Slow cops
You figure the rest out.

1. Internet
2. TV
3. Dr Pepper

1. Internet
2. TV
3. TV remote

1. Morality
2. Government
3. God

LOL

1.Internet

2. Toilet Flusher

3.Knife

1.Electricity (or the way to harness electricity w/e)!
2.Plumbing
3.Music

1)fire
2)Agriculture
3)Medicine

But that sounds boring so...

1)Clannad

2)Mikuru

3)Chibis


THESE ARE ALL GREAT INVENTIONS THAT HAVE BENEFITED MANKIND (that was my lollollol12 impression)

1)Beer
2)Beer
3)Beer




But seriously now
1)Toilet paper
2)Toilet
3)Soap

According to the three biggest industries of the world today. The current top 3 "best" inventions are.......


Oil
Drugs
Porn


Pretty much describes mankind right there, we are people of oil drugs and porn.

tv
internet
video games/systems

otherwise

anime
manga
hentai

Internet
Books
Games of all kinds
____________
Pervert mode

Hentai
Hard drives with 900GB+ space
The download feature

______________
Engineer mode (hate)

Viruses
Microsoft's Vista
Dumbass updates that waste money and time

tissues ... clean up any discharges you have... from you nose... couph
Chuck Noris ... The Manliest man Of manliness
Captain Planet

The three worst inventions

Huble telescope ... proves there no Hot Alien chicks
Solar powered flash light... you get the point
Some plastic surgery... (this is real) A guy after being married to his wife for
like 10 years learns that she wasn't always a girl.

Computers
wifi
me

My personal favorites:
computer (+ internet & games)
anime (+ manga & VN & Hentai)
coffee (+ coke)

Probably greatest no matter what you think:
Wheel
Fire
Electricity

1. The vagina.
2. The internet.
3. Cigarettes.

1. Internet
2. Porn
3. Nukes

The only three things that actually mean something in life.

1. Large
2. Hadron
3. Collider

Man. You want me to limit it down to THREE?

UGH. I'm going to actually think about this one.

The internet. It connects people all over the world, and the pluses and minuses that go with it. FAKKU being on the plus side of that.

The personal computer. Internet's not possible without it, and life wouldn't be what it is without it.

The large hadron collider. It can create a black hole. Need I say more?