When did you punch your V-Card?

Didn't see this topic in amongst the old topics, so I figured I'd ask purely out of curiosity: How old were you when you lost your virginity? Interested in seeing what the average is here among Fakku users, and maybe hearing a couple amusing first-time stories outta some of you.

Myself, I probably waited a bit longer than most: I was 20 when I finally had my first time. It was awkward, since she was more experienced than I was (she had lost her virginity in high school, and was a year younger than me), but she was good-natured about it all. We weren't even dating, just friends who decided to "fool around" for a little while in college. Of course, her being my first, I instantly fell for her, but she ended up dating some other guy and I got a little heartbroken for a while.

Oddly enough, I had a girlfriend in high school for almost 2 years (which is a long-term relationship in high school terms), but we had never managed to get beyond 3rd base mostly due to the both of us being shy and awkward.

25 and still got my v card

Going to die a virgin most likely. Probably for the best.

Depends. I crush puss when I was a freshman, but near the end of the term so I was a month to 16. But earlier I had straight and gay butt sex with her and her friend. Freaky was ready for life before he got his license.

After I become a wizard.

It's hard to get laid without a driving license.

Funny you should mention that... I didn't get my driver's license until almost 2 years after I lost my virginity.

I lost it a few years ago to my boyfriend at the time. About 24-25 yrs old i guess. It was difficult though because he was very fearful of pregnancy for a long time, but eventually came around.

For me at least. :u

8th grade she was twice my age and my dad's girlfriend at the time which made it more then a little awkward.

My waifu is too pure for plebian intercourse.

You live in the land of stolen blond hair blue eyes maiden form Britannia.... but you still play with the joystick by choice?

I lost mine at 17.

Like many first times it was awkward. I think it was just bad hygiene but her vadge smelled pretty horrific when going down on her. It's put me off oral for life I think.

She claimed to be a virgin, but I had doubts. None confirmed except she was hung up on an ex and soon went back to him. Story of my life.

Dear penthouse.

To all those who have not lost their virginity. It's cool guys, girls are crazy anyways. I've known girls who fake a pregnancy to either get guys to stay with them or just to make them "pay for the abortion" and by abortion I mean their shopping spree.

I had one use that as an excuse to break up with me.

She made out like I made no effort to talk to her about her supposed pregnancy but I wasn't even aware of it. So when I asked about it, her response was that she was "sick of talking to people about it".
So her logic was that she wanted me to talk to her about it while I wasn't aware of it, and she got angry at me because I wasn't fucking psychic. When I did ask she wouldn't talk about it and even implied she had spoken to basically everyone about it, except the person it involved; me.

I said this and she later apologised, but then resumed acting like she hated me soon after

A week later I find out she got back with the ex she was constantly texting while we were together. While I thought she was still with me. I only found out through facebook when I nosied her profile. Her explanation was "He was there for me through the abortion". I smelt bullshit and figured that she simply lied about the whole thing.

Simple answer is paternity test me bitch.

Dear god... That is just brutal. This thread is now about how much better 2d girls are.

This, always. Proof you the daddy.

I'll be a wizard in seven years. Cherry at 23.

These stories of being laid were a bit scary. Laid with a woman, and they have an ace in their sleeve against you. That's pretty complicated.

I'll just have a platonic relationship with my waifus.