Which celebrity would do you in...

So I am sitting in my class, and I am board. I mean REALLY board. So then I started to imagine ways that I could die. And what I came up with is if a celebrity ran into my classroom and kicked my ass. So here's the question which celebrity would you chose?

A) Chuck Norris- round house kick
B) Jackie Chan - drunken boxing
C) Jet Lee - Kung-Fu
D) Roseanne/Jarrod(before the weight loss) - sitting on your face

If you don't like my choices, PLEASE come up with some other ones.

Jackie Chan is too ace to kill somebody.
Seris: Jet Lee. He would fuck me up, for reals.

Chuck norris he'd kill me so fast I wouldn't die

ICE CUBE ROLLS UP IN HIS IMPALA THEN SHOOTS ME WITH HIS AK (IT WAS NOT A GOOD DAY!)

Your spelling of bored annoys me.

[emo]About your parents going out tonight, a glass of wine and a razor getting closer to your wrist...?[/emo]

I would go with Jackie Chan... that smiling Chinese devil!

Bruce Lee comes and started using his Nun-chucks to kick ass.
BTW, we have the same last name. Not related though.

Roseanne... why? I'd have the best comments over my casket.

"He was suffocated to death by Roseanne's ass."
"For shame"