Why do Boys have Morning erection?!?!

probably cuz you either dun have a gf, or you don't do enough with her

oh god.. that happend to me all the time.. so freaking annoying

I hate it when it happens to me. -_-

I mean, really. What?

You, sir, are under the age of 18.

Hm, I guess it is because I don't have a vivid imagination and a wandering mind, but I don't ever remember experiencing random erections growing up or now. Well, it did happen once, but usually I have to be thinking about something sexual to get a random erection out in public. I guess maybe I should count my blessings. I never experienced the well-known "erection during a speech in front of people" syndrome.

Girls also have ME's.

ME's are pretty useless though, because there's no love.

That means he is within the realm of your expertise, does it not?

You are meant to be HEALTHY.

Hey man, why's your avatar a gay dude?

:|

you could've tried to come up with a comeback atleast somewhat relevant to the original insult...

It isn't an insult, it's a question.

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^hahah cool

Because fairies touch you while you sleep.

Morning wood truly is a mystery. No matter how many times I masturbate the day before, I'll always wake up with a boner.

When I have a morning erection I use it to smear peanut butter on my sandwiches.