Why don't we punish stupid people?

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/18/drunk.amputee.payout/

Should have run over his cock too, to keep him from reproducing.

It's amazing how people are not responsible for their own actions. It is magically the fault of the train operator for the drunken douche cunt being on the tracks. More specifically for running over him while he was on the tracks, but who's fault was it that the douche ended up on the tracks to begin with.

And who's ass did they pull that number out of? I bet the fucking lawyer told them a fucking sob story.

Lesson of the day: Being a negligent idiot can actually get you money.

It's all because of those fuckin' trains I'm tellin' ya !
They should be made out of jelly !


Loled about the 'inert object' line BTW. Perhaps that dude was sleeping on those tracks or something ...

35% responsible? It sounds funny until you realize that this jury actually said that. Stupid jury.

Wonder how much of thoose 2.33 millions the jury got.

Sure blame the guy driving the train..
- Oh there's a drunken dude on the train track, Hah! lets run over him!

And 35% Wouldn't he be like 100% responsible for being run over by a train, without him lying on the track there couldn't have been an accident to begin with could it?

how come this could happen only in the US?
I should probably go there (to US), cut off my finger and then claim that that vending machine tried to eat me. and then win a whole shitload of $$$ like this dude.

this is perfect timing to pull this pic out of my travel pic stash i took it yesterday in new york city

Brb jumping in a front of train.

don't forget your webcam i want to watch

Well, it did say the train had enough time to stop.
The statistics of him responsible seems fake though.

Though I think he'd truly be an idiot if he tried driving. He was trying to use a public transportation.

And don't forget to put it on youtube >__>

Think I've seen enough of clips like that on youtube.


He didn't die, but hopefully he got his ass kicked be the driver later on.

yeah no shit
and remember

(How drunk Dibble was/Time of day)-(How far the train moved after hitting Dibble)+(How expensive the lawyer was)-(Number of people that gave a shit)*(number of idiots who think they're smart)=35%

I like your math skills sir

Man, I should get hit by trains more often.

There's always the probability that you'll die ^ ^

Hey! for 2.33 million dollars it might be worth the risk....Give me a time, location and 50% of what you get and I'm in as an ''witness'' :wink:

lol haha

I too saw this story on Sxephil.

Just goes to show... if your gonna run a dude over with a train, you better make sure you finnish the job. If he had died I guarantee you there would be no lawsuit. Lol.