Wierdest thing done while eating?

I'm sure some people have eaten a noodle and then sneezed and had it come out of their nose or just dangle there or me for example, my friends and I had our friend's birthday cake with just chopsticks because some idiot forgot to bring the plastic spoons/forks.

Nothing comes to mind... my meals usually go smoothly. :D

When I was a little kid I fell asleep into my mashed potatoes.

Lol, classic.

umm...I watched a scat porno while eating as a random challenge between friends.

So have I, it's the best.

~ehem~
this may sounds un-ladylike,but i ate a turkey sandwich while p**ping....

This post does not exist.

eating spaghetti from my nose is one of my special skill.

although i ate while fap countless times before....

I was drunk so I decided to drink hot soup but I fell asleep. My hair smelled like soup the next day.