I woke up today around 9 or ll, I was so drowsy I went back to sleep. Woke up around 12 or 1 (Who knows(Who even uses a clock?!)) I proceeded to the restroom where I peed in the sink.(Nah I really went outside) Following my adventure to the restroom I made my way to the dogs room to take both of them to the restroom to pee in the toilet.(...) Srsly, I went outside and I saw this!
"Holy shit I don't think were in Texas anymore..."
I was in shock or mostly cold from relieving myself on the nearby bushes. I walked back inside and turned my laptop on and proceeded to "Fap" to restore my body temperature. About 1 Min later I got appropriately dressed to better defend myself from the cold.
(Whacha-ma-call-it-shoes/slipper FTW)
I returned inside to Fap. Upon Fapping I made my way to the kitchen to find some oven mitts, because I was watching this like winter porno and I was like yea I should make a snow man!
About 30 mins and 5 accident drops here is the end result...
Seriously, this was the first time I made a snowman...
*Tear drops*
[size=10]"Big boys don't cry"[/h]
I wish all of the Fakku members where here...*Thinks* I take that back I don't know where your hands have been.
In the end...
FAKKU!
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Asphodel wrote...
Maybe we could have everyone have little stories of their first day of snow? That might be kind of cool. Everyone could go on a snowy adventure.
If you want it would be nice to hear Fakku's members snow stories, post them if you want to!