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kingandhishorse
15 years ago
I got 1/10 of the way down the page and stopped due to the fact that I don't give a shit. All I know is that I like ice cream cake, Monster energy kicks ass, and Hentai fucking rules and thats good enough for me.
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HeroDuke
15 years ago
I remember seeing this some time ago. I managed to read about half of that over- elaborated reptillian conspiracy theory before losing interest.
To this day, I wonder if the guy that made the page was actually being serious.
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Mob_Barley
15 years ago
I don't even think its a guy,maybe a group of people,or a female.
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mangaka350
15 years ago
the following stuff that i read in that website
is a bunch of BULLSHIT!!!!!! things....
and you know what i think. the guy who made that website maybe just
maybe watching too much SCIENCE FICTION MOVIES!!!!!!

well im chrstian if there is no god
then i will except it.
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kenjiharima
15 years ago
Forum Image: http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac258/PaRockatheRocka/FacepalmMotivaitonalPoster.jpg

Jesus will forgive us all.
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Yama-kun
15 years ago
even this guy think this is wrong
Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/66878-G8XTHPF.jpg
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The Jesus
15 years ago
lathandien wrote...
yeah there are some important philosophical concepts, but if you show this to most of the people in the world, they probably wouldn't be able to recognize what material actually has thought behind it and deserves some recognition, and the total bullshit that surrounds 90% of the rest of the article

I could be wrong, but it seems to me that your perspective is a bit perfunctory. Don't take it the wrong way. I agree, to an extent, with what you're saying, but there is thought, rational or not, behind everything that was said. It doesn't make sense to some, but there are a lot of people who believe it, or something similar. In cases like this, overt truth isn't what takes priority.
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al_shadowlune
15 years ago
... Ok I just heard from my ass of a friend apparently (accdg to him) there are 2 sides to this the reptilians and some other alien whatever shit they have been waging war or whatnot ... in all counts I really think people are screwed up (the people who probably believe this spend more time on the internet than me or have delusive tendencies in the fact that they hate the world and rather have it in another way) in any case .... bleeh.
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Naya
15 years ago
The information on this website is, in fact, not "crap," "nonsense," or "conspiracy theories."


Doesn't worth arguing. It IS crap.

Using all those pictures already failed it. Instead of using more scientific evidence, this dude used bunch of 'it kinda look like that' photos, which made the whole website a shitload of science fiction fanboy's website material.

This is nothing more than plugging in and interpreting in certain ways so it looks like that idea is right. But remember, science is about attempting to find as many ways possible that might disprove an idea.

*BTW, Proven: the face on Mars doesn't look like a face in high resolution.
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lollercookiez
15 years ago
Naya wrote...
*BTW, Proven: the face on Mars doesn't look like a face in high resolution.


Bam! Indeed. It has been proven that it only resembles a face due to the lighting. Once you enhance it, it looks nothing like a face.
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EclipseApostle
15 years ago
Whilst I shall not judge this person's theorem of life and government, I will point out that in the section Man's Greatest Lie, holy shit, he self-quoted.
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Scion in chains The Forgotten Faggot
15 years ago
My mind went gaaahhhhh-slob- after about two paragraphs.

This only happens in three different situations so I trust this reaction completely.

1. Whenever I try to rationalize Star Wars or amatuer porn.

2. Whenever I get a new idea for a sexy Rp with my girlfriend and I wait too long to try it out.

3. When my mind senses bullshit.

Sense it obviously isnt the other two, it must be #3. Believe in my bullshit detector. By the way Im completely and 100% serious. Just want to point that out.
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FakkuKing
15 years ago
Lol... Even though my mind is telling me What The Foot is all these rubbish? And one thing just caught my eyes... Rules = Evil
Lolz... A 2 thumbs up for this one... xD
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Aud1o Blood
15 years ago
He makes some valid points about the way sheeple accept what they are given, and fight tooth and nail against change, but the lizard thing was lost on me. I do believe we aren't, and haven't been, alone.....but conspiracies that span multiple levels (masons control government and....SONIC DRIVE IN???) scream shenanigans.

I also call bullshit on this:
Spoiler:
Women
Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.


Yes, he did say "um" while making a point in writing.
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Scion in chains The Forgotten Faggot
15 years ago
"Women
Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships."

This =Bullshit.

Believe in my bullshit detector.
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FakkuKing
15 years ago
I think this Truthism thing is totally contradicting itself...
"Reptilians have indoctrinated you so
thoroughly that you are probably too weak-minded to
even fathom that they exist"
How would he/she knows they even existed?

Total lame... ==
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mangaka350
15 years ago
Aud1o Blood wrote...
He makes some valid points about the way sheeple accept what they are given, and fight tooth and nail against change, but the lizard thing was lost on me. I do believe we aren't, and haven't been, alone.....but conspiracies that span multiple levels (masons control government and....SONIC DRIVE IN???) scream shenanigans.

I also call bullshit on this:
Spoiler:
Women
Women are ultra-impressionable beings, and therefore are easily controlled by aliens and the elite. The main purpose of women on Earth (that is, what aliens have programmed them to do) is to enslave men via relationships. Women are obsessed with relationships and love (due to alien programming), and don't care about anything else in life. They would have men believe that being in a relationship is one of the most important things in existence, not realizing that men couldn't care less about being in a relationship--and rightly so. Furthermore, women force men to waste their precious time and resources on them. This demonic charade (i.e., relationships) has gone on for far too long and obviously has no end in sight. Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity.

Make no mistake: It is indeed tragic that a man cannot satisfy his sexual needs without also getting trapped in a relationship at the same time (otherwise, he will be accused of rape, since non-relationship consensual sex does not exist on Earth, due to the aforementioned programming of women). Demonic enslavement traps such as this are the standard modus operandi of the Reptilians and Darkness. Now, just imagine if you had to buy an entire pizza restaurant just to order a pizza--an evil absurdity indeed.

Another thing that makes women insufferable is the fact that they are, essentially, babies. That is, they possess the emotional maturity of a 4-year-old boy. Women cry, throw fits, and need men to take care of them. Um, adults shouldn't need someone else to take care of them.

All in all, women promote the enslavement, rather than the liberation, of humanity. It's bad enough that aliens and the elite already control us. Now, throw women into the equation and you have absolute misery. They are like sheep dogs helping out a shepherd (hence the term "bitch," in case you didn't know).

And to think, women are actually proud of their controlling ways. What a disgrace.


Yes, he did say "um" while making a point in writing.


oh~ *TORMENTED FACEPALM*

somebody click the spoiler and read it!
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Maxiart
15 years ago
al_shadowlune wrote...
... Ok I just heard from my ass of a friend apparently (accdg to him) there are 2 sides to this the reptilians and some other alien whatever shit they have been waging war or whatnot ...



Alien Vs Predators. Its common knowledge, my friend...
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Slid61
15 years ago
That he has some rational thought there... is relative. Yes, he's made some observations, but there's NO logic to his conclusions, all he seems to be doing is confusing cause with made-up effect.

I also wonder, if we're too stupid/feeble-minded/indoctrinated/sheeple to find out "the truth," then why the hell does he even bother? Wouldn't it make him more of a target to the lizard people? Also, why the hell do they want to enslave us? Why run experiments with dinosaurs? Hell, even if we knew "the truth," how the hell would it help us?
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RanmaSyaoran
15 years ago
My favourite line of all that crap;

"Thus, you can blame women for the downfall and utter hopelessness of humanity."

He's obviously single. And SPURNED BY ALL WOMEN.
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