WWE Survivor Series Predictions:
Fancy theme again! Anyways, it's time for the last of the Big Four PPVs this year, good ol' Survivor Series. Yes, the last few events have sucked complete ass, and it kinda hurts to see how much this event has fallen from greatness. Still, that doesn't take away any of my enthusiasm when November rolls around every year.
This year's Survivor Series looks like a great card on paper. There's not a bad match there, (yes, even the divas should be somewhat decent). Here I am hoping for the best.
Matches:
Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination Match: Team Mickie vs. Team Michelle
Okay, let's see. Team Michelle includes Michelle McCool (the Women's Champion), and Beth Phoenix, who looks like it's going back to her dominant ways, which pretty much means their not losing this match.
Winner: Team Michelle (Survivors: Michelle McCool & Beth Phoenix)
Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination Match: Team Morrison vs. Team Miz
Am I the only one that think that Team Morrison is full of jobbers? Seriously, besides Morrison, most of the guys in that team lose more matches than they win. Anyways, jobbers or not, I see Morrison winning here. Sheamus is probably gonna get disqualified (in order to protect him), and I see Swagger and Miz costing each other the match. Morrison also gets his win back from Bragging Rights.
Winners: Team Morrison (Survivors: John Morrison)
Traditional Survivor Series Tag Team Elimination Match: Team Kingston vs. Team Orton
First let me just say the Kofi Kingston is my current favorite right now. Did anyone really expect him to be feuding and leading a SS team against Randy freaking Orton? Me neither. Also, I am the only one who finds it weird to see CM Punk teaming up with Legacy and Regal? 3-month rule strikes again!
I predict Orton's team winning just for the single fact that Randy Orton almost never loses this types of matches. Also, Kofi got the upper hand last Raw which means there's a high change he's losing here. If given the proper time, I see this becoming the match of the night.
Winners: Team Orton (Survivors: Randy Orton)
Singles Match: Batista vs. Rey Mysterio
See, heel turns DO solve everything. I've haven't been this interested about Batista ever since he power bomb Triple H though that table (then he turned face and pretty everything about him turned to crap). I see him completely murdering Rey Mysterio in order to establish him as a ruthless heel once again.
Winner: Batista
WWE Championship Triple Threat Match: John Cena (c) vs. Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
Yes, Triple H vs Cena... again! On the other hand, the addition of HBK to the match is a fresh breath of air. Unlike some people, I really don't see one member of DX turning heel in this match. Seeds are probably gonna be planted but other than that, we won't see much. John Cena retains because he's John Cena and because the WWE probably wants to give him a lengthy title reign after all the short ones he has had this year.
Winner: John Cena
World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match: The Undertaker (c) vs. The Big Show vs. Chris Jericho
I fear that Undertaker is easily taken this one. Big Show is from Raw which pretty much means he's not winning the championship. This eventually lead us to Taker vs. Jericho with Taker retaining the title. See, if Jericho wins the title, who is he supposed to feud with after this? Undertaker and then who? There aren't any credible faces on SD left besides Rey (and he's already stuck in a feud).
Still, I really want Jericho to win here because he's truly the best in the world at what he does. Seriously, the man has been awesome this entire year. Jericho winning the title would be the perfect token to signify that. It also helps that he's a lot more versatile than Taker and is not a liability in the ring right now. Also, the next PPV is a TLC match. Does anyone really see Taker competing in that in his current state?
I see a repeat from 2007 happening here. Taker and Show fight each other though the match, Show KOs Taker and then Jericho comes and turns on his partner by using a chair or something. Jericho wins, Taker doesn't get pinned and everyone* is happy at the end.
Winner: Chris Jericho
Note: Everyone = Azuran