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Zak
15 years ago
meh is meh...

just randum jibberish...

Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: ...
Stranger: hi
You: my balls are itchy...
Stranger: why ?
You: I dunno...
Stranger: what mean dunno ?
You: exactly that...
You: dunno...
Stranger: i not see ..
You: I see see...
Stranger: busedddd
Stranger: hahaha
You: bussedddd...?
Stranger: yeahhh
You: uh huh...
Stranger: why ?
You: because of penis...?
Stranger: you crazy !
You: no u!
Stranger: you !!!!!!!!!!!!
You: youuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dejavu !
You: wat...
Stranger: dejavu
You: what about it?
You: oh wait...
You: thats bad...
You: THE MATRIX IS OUTTA WHACK!!!
You: WATCH OUT!!!
You: THE CAT!!!
You: THE CAT!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
mine:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im les
You: nano desu
You: abudabie?
You: jar jar binx?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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uLan
15 years ago
Haha, This made me laugh XD
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Unos Filipino Curry Lover
15 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: europe?
You: asia?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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catfish
15 years ago
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Spoiler:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love tits
You: me too
You: lets be friends
Stranger: high five
You: high five*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, stranger.
You: Whattya buyin'?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It's fun for a while but you really just get the same kind of people almost everytime.

asl?
are you a girl?
Are you asian?

Or just some random racial slur copypasta
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Remilia
15 years ago
Forum Image: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/Quercia19940/rickrolld1.gif
Forum Image: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/Quercia19940/rickrolld2.gif

Not me, but still funny. XD
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Spoiler:
Forum Image: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/Quercia19940/rickrolld1.gif
Forum Image: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/Quercia19940/rickrolld2.gif


Not me, but still funny. XD


AHAHAHHA.... so funny!!
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Blackraider78
15 years ago
Spoiler:
Haburi-Chan wrote...
Forum Image: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/Quercia19940/rickrolld1.gif
Forum Image: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b266/Quercia19940/rickrolld2.gif

Not me, but still funny. XD


LMAO i think i crapped myself laughing xD
At the very least my side is hurting like crazy from squirming around while laughing XD

Edit: Holy shit, during the afterlaugh my chair broke apart xD
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Yama-kun
15 years ago
IEAIAIO wrote...
Haburi-Chan wrote...
There are a lot of perverts on the internet. >.>


fix'd


The whole world is full of perverts..
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MANTOR562
15 years ago
some attempt:
Forum Image: https://www.fakku.net/image-404/images/76361-7LXUVEF.jpg
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Pink-Rabbit
15 years ago
XD you guys are so effing funneh!!!
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jmason Curious and Wondering
15 years ago
[Session 1: I'd assume a typical Nigerian scam asshole]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there.
You: Hi there good sir. I'd like to make a business proposal with you.
Stranger: Go ahead, I'm all ears.
You: This is a confidential business proposal and I'd like you to not share this with anyone else. I fear for my safety and the survival of my business.
Stranger: Still here.
You: I am Prince Abu Habi of the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce.
You: We are having a commercial business meltdown in Nigeria and I have hurriedly liquidated my diamond business assets and petroleum stocks to 44 billion euros. But me and my business associates fear that the government might take our money to use for financial restructuring leaving us in debt.
You: Your part is to help us transfer the money out of Nigeria. I am a civil servant and I cannot risk the tax department to look into my dossier. As such, your assistance would be a great help to us. Once the money is wired to your account and the meltdown safely goes down in Nigeria, we will leave you with 25% of the money wired to your account plus other expenses incurred.
You: Within 32 hours I could be imprisoned by the government and my pregnant wife could be harmed.
You: If you find this proposal acceptable, please send me an email at prince.nigeria2345 at gmail dot com and my partner, Dr. Nbudakale Sellers, will contact you immediately.
Stranger: WTF.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[Session 2]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello! Are you a girl?
You: No.
Stranger: Finally, I found a guy! I'm Elina Summers, what's your name?
You: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[Session 3]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there. My name's Nova Gina, 18, Singapore. Looking for sex with hot Asian stud.
Stranger: Wow, you have a nice name. Do you have a webcam?
You: Yes, sure. I'd hook it up now.
Stranger: That's your screen name, right?
You: Yes again.
Stranger: Why so?
You: 'cause I don't have a vagina.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Pink-Rabbit
15 years ago
jmason wrote...


[Session 3]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there. My name's Nova Gina, 18, Singapore. Looking for sex with hot Asian stud.
Stranger: Wow, you have a nice name. Do you have a webcam?
You: Yes, sure. I'd hook it up now.
Stranger: That's your screen name, right?
You: Yes again.
Stranger: Why so?
You: 'cause I don't have a vagina.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


3rd one is the BEST!
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StarInfinity
15 years ago
jmason wrote...
[Session 1: I'd assume a typical Nigerian scam asshole]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi there.
You: Hi there good sir. I'd like to make a business proposal with you.
Stranger: Go ahead, I'm all ears.
You: This is a confidential business proposal and I'd like you to not share this with anyone else. I fear for my safety and the survival of my business.
Stranger: Still here.
You: I am Prince Abu Habi of the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce.
You: We are having a commercial business meltdown in Nigeria and I have hurriedly liquidated my diamond business assets and petroleum stocks to 44 billion euros. But me and my business associates fear that the government might take our money to use for financial restructuring leaving us in debt.
You: Your part is to help us transfer the money out of Nigeria. I am a civil servant and I cannot risk the tax department to look into my dossier. As such, your assistance would be a great help to us. Once the money is wired to your account and the meltdown safely goes down in Nigeria, we will leave you with 25% of the money wired to your account plus other expenses incurred.
You: Within 32 hours I could be imprisoned by the government and my pregnant wife could be harmed.
You: If you find this proposal acceptable, please send me an email at prince.nigeria2345 at gmail dot com and my partner, Dr. Nbudakale Sellers, will contact you immediately.
Stranger: WTF.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[Session 2]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello! Are you a girl?
You: No.
Stranger: Finally, I found a guy! I'm Elina Summers, what's your name?
You: The name's Bond. James Bond.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


[Session 3]
Spoiler:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there. My name's Nova Gina, 18, Singapore. Looking for sex with hot Asian stud.
Stranger: Wow, you have a nice name. Do you have a webcam?
You: Yes, sure. I'd hook it up now.
Stranger: That's your screen name, right?
You: Yes again.
Stranger: Why so?
You: 'cause I don't have a vagina.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


session 2 is nice
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Uzumaki101
15 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
Stranger: male
Stranger: you?
You: neither
You: Cause i'm Hibia
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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skoodlez
15 years ago
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 13/F/philippines
You: you?
Stranger: 16 usa male
You: cool,
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: typing
You: some stuff
You: you ?>
Stranger: im naked
You: really?
You: i bet that you have a small penis
Stranger: no i am 7 inches.
Stranger: and yes i am actua;;y naked
You: oh my gawd
You: are you a midget?
You: ur only like...7 inches?
Stranger: no
Stranger: want a pic?
You: of you fucking a pillow?
Stranger: of my penis
You: >.<
You: don't like
You: i'm 100% sure that your penis is 1-2 inches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Pink-Rabbit
15 years ago
LOLS love em, need to totally update, I like, died and am now back

This is crappy, but it's something to put here to show I live on!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: :D
Stranger: Hey :D
You: hows life?
Stranger: It's good you?
You: mine is good, ja
Stranger: Niiice
You: totally
You: :D
You: heeey
You: smiley competition?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You: :D
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :)
You: >:3
Stranger: :(:)
You: >:(
You: D:<You>.>
You: <.<You>.<
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You: :F
You: fudge you pwned me
You: the dinosaur WINS
Stranger: lol
You: XD XD
Stranger: uh huh'
You: lol you are indeed a worhty opponent
You: XD
Stranger: thx, u2
You: thankies muchly :p
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Nowhere...
You: u?

He was indeed a worthy oppenent... and we never finished the convo :/
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