your last words

"I am your father."

Should have cut the red wire.

1#: Noooo!!.. *faints*

2#: Ahahahah!!.. I can't die.. i'll return the next night!

"I'm too young to die" hehehe.

*cough* The truth is...*dead*

doom eh?

I have not... come this far... to die now...

well that all i can think of ... for now

...Im...never...ganna..give you up...never..ganna..let.....

"My name is Vond..... James Vond..."

My last words...


"Shit... Maybe I'll get my own man-slave in hell."

"I'm still a virgin and my brother isn't?! F this."

"Chuu..."

"Death?! I've died 142,967 times already. What's one more death?"

"May the vampire-nekos spare your life! Because I won't!" ~Blows up and takes everything with her in a 45 kilometer diameter~

"It was fun knowing you. Make sure to feed the damn cat."

And lastly. The classic.

"Don't be saddened by my death. Move on and be happy. Never give up hope. I love y..."

I could think of more...

Nah...

it doesnt even... hurt... one... bi-....

If I were to die in a blaze of glory my last words would probably be a wet gurgling noise. If I'm going to die I keep going to down my enemy until I physically can't move anymore.

the cake...is a lie!

expiration dates... are for the weak... then dies... eheheheh

don't... TOUCH... ME... THERE.. BLARG!

ple....ple.....please .........i never felt warmth ........so....hug me!
*when hugging* thank you....
and

*stab them!*
im sorry

Snake... Snake...? SNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...................... Desu." *Death*