I could really use some help here.
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I have never done drugs in my life and honestly I don't know who to ask for help. I doubt my friends would know what to do. This whole situation is weird and my own fuck up. I mean this is a site for fapping and I am posting here. Anyways here is my story.
So I've been working at this job for 9 months as a temp thru a temp agency trying to get hired. I was honestly thinking about quitting and finding a better job. But my dad got laid off his job, then got sick afterwards badly. I needed a stead income atm to play our bills. So I just stuck with this job. It was close to home so that was good about it. Anyways a couple weeks ago, they started to let people know that they are getting hired AKA, "You're on the list." I was on that list.
Today is my drug screening test. I leave work early at noon, 30 minutes right after lunch. I get to the drug screening test. When I get there, the office lady just repeats her same old, and repetitive line, "Hold onto your paper, and sign in." I do as told and sit down. I open up pokemon go just to see what is around, of course nothing. About 5 minutes passes by, the doctor shows up. He calls out my name. I respond and come up. I lay my iPhone on the table and he asks, "Are you on Pokemon Go?" I said a bit nervously," Yeah, I am. You never know what you'll find." He looks at me with shame and then he asks for my ID, SS #, and my cell #. I usually never carry my wallet on me unless I am paying for something. I tell him, "Oh yeah. I left it in the car one sec." Then writing my SS# I got brain farted and forgot my SS#. Seriously I did for that one moment.... Yeah, he probably thought I was some junkie or something. I was wearing loose basketball shorts and my hair was all messed up from the wind.
Finally I come back with my ID and remembered my SS#. I give him my ID and give him my SS#. We walk to another room and he tells me, "Empty our your pockets and put everything inside that box. When we are done, you can open up the box and take all your belongs back. Put the key back on the key hole when you are done. Also I need 30mm in that cup." And I do as told. He tells me where the bathroom is as gives me a cup.
I head to the bathroom. At first, I'm just looking around thinking in m head "Wow, wtf is with all these tapes on the toilet and faucet. I guess, to cover the water. Ahhh.. whatever. I gotta take that piss." I take a piss NOT in the cup but in the toilet as if I take every piss I do. Then I scoop up water with my pee in the cup he gave me, 30mm as I remembered. I got out, gave him my cup then went home.
I was just about to go to sleep at 11pm then I was thinking, "Hmm.. I wonder if I'll pass that drug test for work." I start recollecting about what I did today, "Hmmm... So if I pee'd in the cup I would have gotten it all over my hands and that faucet at the bathroom was all taped up so I would have fucked myself over." Then it all came together for me, I was actually supposed to pee in that cup not scoop water in the toilet after peeing in it. FML! I started doing some research on the internet checking if it is fine if toilet water is mixed with your drug test. Most of the results I found was a resounding, "No". Because it dilutes the pee.
So what do I do now? Am I gonna get arrested for tampering with my pee? Anything would help. TY!
So I've been working at this job for 9 months as a temp thru a temp agency trying to get hired. I was honestly thinking about quitting and finding a better job. But my dad got laid off his job, then got sick afterwards badly. I needed a stead income atm to play our bills. So I just stuck with this job. It was close to home so that was good about it. Anyways a couple weeks ago, they started to let people know that they are getting hired AKA, "You're on the list." I was on that list.
Today is my drug screening test. I leave work early at noon, 30 minutes right after lunch. I get to the drug screening test. When I get there, the office lady just repeats her same old, and repetitive line, "Hold onto your paper, and sign in." I do as told and sit down. I open up pokemon go just to see what is around, of course nothing. About 5 minutes passes by, the doctor shows up. He calls out my name. I respond and come up. I lay my iPhone on the table and he asks, "Are you on Pokemon Go?" I said a bit nervously," Yeah, I am. You never know what you'll find." He looks at me with shame and then he asks for my ID, SS #, and my cell #. I usually never carry my wallet on me unless I am paying for something. I tell him, "Oh yeah. I left it in the car one sec." Then writing my SS# I got brain farted and forgot my SS#. Seriously I did for that one moment.... Yeah, he probably thought I was some junkie or something. I was wearing loose basketball shorts and my hair was all messed up from the wind.
Finally I come back with my ID and remembered my SS#. I give him my ID and give him my SS#. We walk to another room and he tells me, "Empty our your pockets and put everything inside that box. When we are done, you can open up the box and take all your belongs back. Put the key back on the key hole when you are done. Also I need 30mm in that cup." And I do as told. He tells me where the bathroom is as gives me a cup.
I head to the bathroom. At first, I'm just looking around thinking in m head "Wow, wtf is with all these tapes on the toilet and faucet. I guess, to cover the water. Ahhh.. whatever. I gotta take that piss." I take a piss NOT in the cup but in the toilet as if I take every piss I do. Then I scoop up water with my pee in the cup he gave me, 30mm as I remembered. I got out, gave him my cup then went home.
I was just about to go to sleep at 11pm then I was thinking, "Hmm.. I wonder if I'll pass that drug test for work." I start recollecting about what I did today, "Hmmm... So if I pee'd in the cup I would have gotten it all over my hands and that faucet at the bathroom was all taped up so I would have fucked myself over." Then it all came together for me, I was actually supposed to pee in that cup not scoop water in the toilet after peeing in it. FML! I started doing some research on the internet checking if it is fine if toilet water is mixed with your drug test. Most of the results I found was a resounding, "No". Because it dilutes the pee.
So what do I do now? Am I gonna get arrested for tampering with my pee? Anything would help. TY!
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Lol. You failed to pee in a cup man. That's pretty funny. Nobody is going to arrest you. The worst that will likely happen is that the people who tested you will be like, "How did you fuck this up man?" and either let you redo it or they won't and the company you are trying to get hired by will be pissed and not give you the job. Next time pee in the freakin' cup.
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FinalBoss
#levelupyourgrind
Wow, that sounds like something I would do. Well, everybody's a fuck up at something sometimes.
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Der Kizer wrote...
Lol. You failed to pee in a cup man. That's pretty funny. Nobody is going to arrest you. The worst that will likely happen is that the people who tested you will be like, "How did you fuck this up man?" and either let you redo it or they won't and the company you are trying to get hired by will be pissed and not give you the job. Next time pee in the freakin' cup.Idk I got off work early my mind wasn't in the right place. Also it's been a long time since I've had my last drug test and yeah haha.. I will pee in the cup next time.
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Man I got super sad because I thought you were leading on to advice about use. It's something I have a lot of knowledge on. When it comes to the actual test itself you more than likely will not pass as it will come up as"triggered" so me and the buddies say. Basically its going to be inconclusive because you didn't provide 100% urine. They won't be able to have a conclusive result. Its going to seem like you tampered with it. If your job is pretty anal chances are I doubt you keep the position. Its a possibility since it being inconclusive they may either just pass you or ask to do another. Im gonna go with the pass though because those tests are at least $200 or more per person. so basically its really 50/50 but from personal experiences with triggered results ur probably fucked. Best of luck m8
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killtrositykill wrote...
Man I got super sad because I thought you were leading on to advice about use. It's something I have a lot of knowledge on. When it comes to the actual test itself you more than likely will not pass as it will come up as"triggered" so me and the buddies say. Basically its going to be inconclusive because you didn't provide 100% urine. They won't be able to have a conclusive result. Its going to seem like you tampered with it. If your job is pretty anal chances are I doubt you keep the position. Its a possibility since it being inconclusive they may either just pass you or ask to do another. Im gonna go with the pass though because those tests are at least $200 or more per person. so basically its really 50/50 but from personal experiences with triggered results ur probably fucked. Best of luck m8I actually pasted and got the job. Thanks for replying even tho it has been a long time. I looked online at a lot of stuff. Hearing form both sides that it can get inconclusive or it doesn't matter because they can see if you were taking drugs regardless (If you tried to dilute the pee) At least I know the next drug test to just pee in the god dam thing. Fuck it! If I pee all over myself.