Fiery_penguin_of_doom wrote...
The Jesus wrote...
purifier wrote...
I want my body to be built out of titanium.
I'd settle for titanium teeth.
Agreed but, either one is good. On second thought, titanium teeth that look pristine white. Never mind the titanium body, I want to get laid again eventually. I doubt ladies would be attracted to a shiny robotic looking body with a horribly cold penis. Every time they have sex they would feel like they are getting a pap-smear.
Yes, that would be rather concerning to hear a friend come up for consolation and saying, "You know what she said? 'I bought something better than you from a magazine, why should I downgrade just because you talk back?'..."