Christ, you had two threads locked.
People who call themselves "satanists" are trying to be hip and cool by invoking a name they know will piss some people off.
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked
And yet, here you are.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
"Whoops, sorry dude, I knocked over this glass of water."
You: "DIIIIEEEEE!!"
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
1) Which is?
2) Do not make advances unless someone else make advance. Gotcha. Now, who starts what?
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
Dafuq?
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.[/quite]
"In today's news, congressman John Doe was caught with slaves in his basement."
You: "Eh, can't complain."
[quote]11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
"Sorry sir, I'm kinda lost. Can you tell me where 16th Street and Main is?"
"You're bothering me. DIIEEEEEEE!"
This is fucking retarded.