Lol, falcon punching aside, I miss the days where teachers were allowed to hit students. When I was in high school, there were a shitload of smartass kids who thought it was just the most fun to talk baclk to teachers, call them retards, tell them, "No, I refuse to do this stupid ass project bitch." Because Detention and Suspension? Those don't work anymore. Kids LIKE getting suspended because it keeps them out of school, and detention's great because all their friends get detention and they fuck around in that like it's a party after school.
Now granted you probably shouldn't choke a kid, but I believe a teacher should have the right to puick up a paddle, bend a student over and smack em three or four times, and if the student fights back? Principal's office where a Truant Officer makes sure the Principal gets his/her whacks in.