The speech Barry-O needs to make.
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Waar
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this is quickly turning into something that doesn't belong in random. It's only random saving grace is the kids who jump in with nothing to say.
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Holy motherfuck.
I think the Daily Show put this best, unfortunately i can't find their clip so i must quote.
Jon: "So What do you have to say concerning this one year grading of Obama?"
Black Correspondent:"Jon it's been a hell of a year, but if we've learned one thing, it's this...black people...are not magic."
Jon:"Ummm...what?"
BC:"Admit it Jon, you thought Obama was going to come in, wave a magic wand and fi everything didn't you? You thought he was magic. You figured him just like all the other magical negroes oyu know, your Green Mile, your Bagger Johns, but no Jon, this is not to be. Black people...aren't magic."
Jon:"It's just that his entire campaign was just FILLEd with these awe inspiring, hope giving moments. Like that time when he said he garaunteed change, and made a three point jump shot."
BC:"Wow...black person doing well at basketball, yeah, real awe inspiring Jon. Look, the fact is this works both ways. He's not magical, but he's not the antichrist his opposition has painted him as either. You expected him to fix the global climate. He did not do that. What he DID do was...start a natural White House Garden on his front lawn...and pass a bill to lower standard greenhouse gas emissions to be negotiated at the next summit meeting. You expected him to fix the economy...what he DID do was...pass a bill ensuring that credit card companies will no longer legally be allowed to bind new interest rates to their customers. See Jon the truth is that Obama isn't The Savior nor the Destroyer...he's just a dude. A man who deserves to be praised for his accomplishments, criticized for his failures, and made fun of for shit like this."*clip plays of the bowing to the japanese ambassador*"...Brothers don't bow Jon."
I think the Daily Show put this best, unfortunately i can't find their clip so i must quote.
Jon: "So What do you have to say concerning this one year grading of Obama?"
Black Correspondent:"Jon it's been a hell of a year, but if we've learned one thing, it's this...black people...are not magic."
Jon:"Ummm...what?"
BC:"Admit it Jon, you thought Obama was going to come in, wave a magic wand and fi everything didn't you? You thought he was magic. You figured him just like all the other magical negroes oyu know, your Green Mile, your Bagger Johns, but no Jon, this is not to be. Black people...aren't magic."
Jon:"It's just that his entire campaign was just FILLEd with these awe inspiring, hope giving moments. Like that time when he said he garaunteed change, and made a three point jump shot."
BC:"Wow...black person doing well at basketball, yeah, real awe inspiring Jon. Look, the fact is this works both ways. He's not magical, but he's not the antichrist his opposition has painted him as either. You expected him to fix the global climate. He did not do that. What he DID do was...start a natural White House Garden on his front lawn...and pass a bill to lower standard greenhouse gas emissions to be negotiated at the next summit meeting. You expected him to fix the economy...what he DID do was...pass a bill ensuring that credit card companies will no longer legally be allowed to bind new interest rates to their customers. See Jon the truth is that Obama isn't The Savior nor the Destroyer...he's just a dude. A man who deserves to be praised for his accomplishments, criticized for his failures, and made fun of for shit like this."*clip plays of the bowing to the japanese ambassador*"...Brothers don't bow Jon."