Like Nash said, two TV sets. I been doing that for years. there was even a time when me and roommates each had our own gaming TV plus one for watching TV, and one that was always running porn set up in the front room. ahh, the glory days.
now for my suggestion about OP problem; chuck it all and go get stoned or drunk(or both). take some time off from all that and just chill. What's the rush? will it not all still be there later.
never do today what you can put off until tommorow.