Who would you call first...?

So yeah yesterday someone was shooting a car up my street, I thought they were fireworks then I looked out my window and a fucking bullet whizzed past it I kinda shat brix cuz that shit sounded so fucking close...

So this morning I told my uncle about it and he said, "what would you have done if it would have hit you?"

So I thought about it for a second...

Anyway it got me to thinking who would I call if I were to get seriously injured, like who's name would I say first...?

I honestly think I would call out my grandma's name first...



So what about you guys?

Who would be the first person you call if you were seriously injured?

Probably my mother. Or my bro so he can fuck up whoever shot me

I would call for paramedics first to keep me alive,though I would call my mother first on the other hand since I could potentially die and err I would like to hear her voice lol.

911. If I got shot or something, I'd probably want an ambulance quick. Then afterwards probably my mom and what not.

I'd like to think I'd have the presence of mind to call 911 first, but I've never been in the situation so I'm not sure. I might very well call my father first, if he were at work.

For me, I've just been taught at an early age to call 911 if anything bad happens rather than call my parents haha.

Well yeah, but I mean in that situation it's hard to tell how you'd react. It's kind of hard to practice doing anything under such panicking conditions. Your brain may know what to do first, but who is to say how you'll actually react in said situation.

Then again, these children who are always applauded for calling 911 in dire situations seem to have a knack at it, but it isn't usually them facing the panic as much as their parents, siblings, etc...

I think the OP meant "call" as in "say out loud", and not literally call someone on the phone.

For me, if there's someone named Fuck, I'd probably yell out his/her name

If that's the case, I think I'd scream something like that as well haha. Apparently, when you get hit by a bullet, you don't know it until a few moments later but I guess its where you are hit. That's what one of my friends told me when he got hit by a stray bullet walking home.

Ghostbusters.








Actually, probably my mom's. >.<
Because my grandparents are basically deaf, and my brother's stupid. My dad would tell me to suck it up and be a man, and my aunts and uncles would be miles away.

Logic dictates that in an emergency I am to dial emergency services, but if I am in danger, hurt, near death and I can call/phone, I'd call my family, my mom, dad, or even my older sister.

If i was shot then 911 would be the smart thing but when i sprained my ankle i called my mom and sister.

I'd say that is about the same as I would do.

This... Very loud. I'd forget 911 even existed. They don't ever make it in time anyway. (In my country at least.)

I sure as hell would not call my parents or something if I got shot.

Oh god, mom I got fuckin' shot. And due to me calling you instead of 911. I'm slowly bleeding out...

I would post the news of my being shot on FAKKU in Serious Discussion to announce the news to the community which I so love, and then initiate a Skype call to depart my passing breaths upon the ears of my most beloved.


Also, who's that in your avatar, Zak?

NAGGIISSAAAAAA!

112, it's our number.

But actually, why'd i care; i'd go rampage for mylife and happily end my life with killing random people around me if there is any enough nearby.

KAKAROT!!!

if I have a problem, if no one else can help, and if I can find them, i hire.... The A team!
But seriously, it would have to be an ambulance