[Locked] Your Ideal Pay Hentai Site

First it would be free. Second it would have a neat name that means something in japanese like fuck you. If only something like that existed.

Just look at your url when you're reading this sentence. It's my most ideal hentai site ever.

It's like amazing and all enough to persuade me to make a fakku wallpaper already.

[font=Tahoma]the name sounds badass. a network full of perverts/otakus who share the joy of hentai.
do you know what's an even greater than it being free? an epik forum made of win. [size=10]we can all dream can't we? xD [/h] [/font]

i have a account with hentai key.

there good i think

Why the fuck would anyone join a pay hentai site? You can download hentai free all over the internet! If you do want to spend money on hentai, then you can buy the goddamned DVDs! There are tons of them!



This thread . . . it makes my brain hurt. And, oddly enough, my left arm. Now my chest. Shit, I think I'm having a heart attack.

Years ago my father asked me what I thought the best price on earth was. I kept guessing an amount until I gave up. He said that the answer was FREE. Why would you pay for something like hentai when you can get it for free?!

Crap thread is crap.

DIE ALREADY!!!.... sorry but paying for porn is dirty and wrong you should feel ashamed of yourself for even making this thread .... free porn shall always be around (by porn i also mean hentai)

In the perfect world, an ideal hentai site would be one that is free and has unlimited bandwidth. However, since that is remotely impossible in reality, my definition of an ideal pay hentai site would be one that has a large collection of hentai-related material and plenty of bandwidth for everyone.

Then again, I don't think my opinion matters much since I doubt I will be joining any unless it is out of this world in a good way.

My ideal hentai pay site would be required to pay all it's members thousands of dollars a day. (I know I have simple needs)
Required to send people to your house who will clean and serve you. (Must be hentai women)
Required to buy you a small country of your choice. (I'm thinking maybe something in Asia)
Required to have an army ready at your disposal. (Also hentai women)
Required to offer world domination on a silver platter. (Or gold, Once again simple needs.)
And only I am allowed to join. (MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :twisted: )
Also must have a wide selection of hentai And no fetish excluded.

My ideal pay hentai site would cost 50 cents a month and would teleport hot anime girls into my room that would have sex with me as I browsed a library of all the hentai that has ever and will ever exist.

Also, it would give me cake.

I think everyone has pretty much covered the main point: It's silly to actually pay for hentai.

To seriously get me to shell out money for hentai, they should literally be able to draw it to my request. And good drawings too, none of that stick-figure shit.

I would also like the cake, though. That was a really good idea.

That was exactly right, and I remember visiting a site that has a banner said "Why must you pay for porn if you can get free"

Win.

Well usually hentai sites where you have to pay aren't very good anyways but my ideal paying hentai site would have a huge library of doujins,images and videos and that's about it.
But anyways i don't think it's worth joining a site where you have to pay.

Funny it already does.