Dante's Inferno

It's so funny how this is called as an "adoption" of the divine comedy when it's completely not. Apparently Dante, a fanfiction writer of the early times who had nothing to do, drunk milk and had an increase in his testosterone levels and became buffed. So now he's a crusader instead of being a poet.

I don't agree with people saying that Dante's Inferno borrowed some elements of God of War because that would mean that Dante's Inferno actually did something. What it really did was brutally chainsaw what was likable in God of War and frankenstein them all together into something sellable.

Also what the fuck is it with the finishing moves? It was either A. Punish them and smash their face in or B. absolve them and then... smash their face in but in a pious way. The game play is totally a God of War clone, well at least God of War was more challenging. Sure in hard mode fighting the enemies becomes harder but this is only if you're retarded enough to fight them in melee. Dante's holy cross totally lets you breeze through the levels as you keep tossing infinite blue crosses on your lumbering enemies until their nipples cave in.

As for the story Dante, not fanfiction writer Dante but the crusader Dante, committed adultery resulting to his wife Fishface to be damned and abducted by lucifer. Dante is not the first Italian loser to have this sort of problem (i.e.: Mario) but whatever. The story runs too fast that it utterly becomes pointless near the end. In the end all I could see was Dante's butt as he looked at a tower while tearing his tatoo out which changed into a laughing snake that probably signalled a sequel. In the end this game is really nothing special...

I was really hyped for this game due to a lack of God of War-esque games for the 360, but in the end it turned out to be a complete waste of my money. I actually liked the figure that I got when I pre ordered the game more than the game itself.

I just finished this game . . . prepare to get a second installment

DMC came first tho ..

The big difference is that GoW battles are really obstacles for you to undertake to go to the next level while DMC battles really are just ways to showoff player skills.