I come for the traffic accidents and stay for the gamer fuel. If some dipshit from Microsoft says something that compels crickets to copulate loudly, I'll be there. If Activision shows off the next CoD and claims they're moving the series into a new era (by stealing from MGS4, a game superior in every way), I'll have my laughter stored in a can just to opened at exactly the right moment. When BiowEAr shows off Dragon Age Inqisition "gameplay," I'll be sure to point out that it'll never look that good when it's finally released (as the screenshots are pure
bullshots). When EA announces their next desperate attempt to ntr the CoD audience, I'll be shit-eating-grinning. If Ubisoft manages to fuck up their Watch Dogs presentation, I won't care. I don't have high hopes for the game anyway.