Mortal Kombat 9

I liked it as well. I got the Kollector's for Xbox so I got the bonus disc that came with MK1.
I really hope they put the original MK games for download on the marketplace. Instant purchase right there.

P.S.
Quan Chi's damage boost + X-Ray attack = WOWRAPE

Your wish is their command.

i just played with a spamming noob who sucks ass.I beat him 4 times in a row with kratos.he abused the shit out of noob saibot with teleportation and raiden with his push move thing.LOL all of that was easlily defented with kratos's goldnfleece armor. i also just noticed that online trophies can easily be boosted with the server set up.yesterday i gave lookingformoar the flawless victory trophie(you're welcome!).

Attention fellow FAKKU brethren. I now have a Kombat Boner.

Also, I don't know how many people are aware of this so I'm going to just randomly say it.
Noob Saibot is Tobias Boon backwards. John Tobias and Ed Boon made Mortal Kombat. Just a bit of knowledge for ya lol.

Here's more Noob facts from this game:

Noob Saibot uses Sub-Zero's MK1 stance. Also, Noob Saibot and Sub-Zero alternate costumes are exactly the same (except for the color of course).

I love johnny cage's nut cracker move.I pulled it off on Kona today.

The reason for that may be because Noob Saibot IS Sub-Zero from MK1. He dies in the game's story and comes back as Noob Saibot. The Sub-Zero in the following games is his brother.

I dunno if anyone has done this yet and I'm not looking through 10 pages to find out since I wanna do it anyway.

The old school DLC will be available june 7th for 5$

Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile, Ermac, Jade, Mileena and Kitana. Fuck yes I'll pay $5 for that shit.

And my record is back to over .500. I'm not taking it easy on noobs anymore.

This song represents my new attitude:

So I've been a victim of cruel and unusual ass-whoppings in Mortal Kombat and it's gotten to the point to where I'm afraid to touch my MK disc seeing as I might face another severe hand-to-hand kombatant punishment, I'm going to take a break from Mortal Kombat and drink tea while staring at a lake for extended periods of time for a few days so that my anal cavity can heal up from all the sodomy that took place on the MK servers

are you on the ps3? I nut punch people with johnny cage

So does this mean you are going to teleport non stop?

Sorry but I'm a Xbox 360 guy, and do you also vagina punch female opponents as Johnny Cage :O

Only against noobs who don't know how to block. I lost so many games because I felt bad and was being nice to them.

NOT ANYMORE! I got 3 double flawless today. So nice. The best match today was when I beat someone in the first round after using a 56% combo with Quan Chi. He didn't move at all in the second round. I think I scared the poor guy away.

Here's the combo if you wanna try it. Situational but awesome as hell if you manage to pull it off in a real match:

Skeletal Boost, FP, FP, BP, Trance, Back+BP, FP, BP, FP, X-Ray.

Easy as hell.

That would be an ovary punch actually. :P

I thought killing your opponent in the most sadistic and brutal fashion was the entire point of Mortal Kombat? Besides, I haven't lost any fights in MK nearly as badly as I have in MvC3 or Soul Calibur 4. At any rate, I've never been a victim of a flawless victory.

Sadistic and brutal is different than cheap and pathetic.

It's the same in every game.