Pervert gaming friends?

Anyone want to be my pervert gamer buddy? xD I have all systems.

That sounds like something a child molester might say.

Only if I get candy.

Took the words right outta my dick

Crawl back in your hole and watch porn you sick fuck.

Not the kind of place for that sort of thing, buddy.

the title...
the comments...

I don't know what to say...

Should this thread be moved to IB? O.o

Edit: Someone is butthurted.

You can't just flat out ask for it, you have to romance us some... Invite us out to dinner, take us to movies, chat late into the night while only watching t.v.

Doesn't matter how many toy's you have were not that easy or cheap!

Especially with someone we barely know!