I've looked around the forums and some of you really seem like you desperately need some Wang in your life. No need to be depressed, there's enough Wang to go around. In fact, I can promise that if you give yourself some Wang, for at least a week your days will have a happy ending.
The game's fun as fuck and I encourage each one of you with a gaming PC to get this glorious throwback to when FPS games were good. Having beat it, I will not hesitate to call it the best FPS of 2013. Gameplay is just bliss. The gunplay feels righteous and the game features possibly the best first person melee combat in all of vidya. This is everything you need to know about Shadow Warrior's gameplay, aesthetic, and humor, in a one and a half minute gameplay video:
Treat yourself to some Wang. Lo Wang. You deserve it. Also, you get only one free fortune cookie. That's it. This isn't a fucking charity.