stuff you learned from video games

through out your whole experiance from playing video games what are somethings you learned that you actually used in real life? like throught out the 15 years i played i learned

1) to drive stick shift from gran turismo 5
2)learned karate, tai kwon do , boxing, from playing street fighter, tekken , mortal kombat , fight night , and fist of the north star:kens rage

3) i learned to drive from playing GTA 3

4) to be a leader from playing MAG
5) i learned to play basketball like a pro from playing NBA ballers and AND 1 streetball

6) be a sniper from playing silent scope series

7)to dance from dance dance revolution

8) solve puzzles and think like a pshyco from playing saw and saw 2: flesh and blood

9) how to be a drug kingpin from the scarface game both on the ps2 and psp

EDIT:
The perfect example right here

LOLWUT.

Video games don't teach you shit. Except maybe from playing MW2, Black Ops, i somewhat know some stuff that'll prepare me for when I get enlisted next year.

That you can screw a hooker and then kill her for your money back.

I learned that doing a Dragon Punch in a real fight will totally give you respect. That and you can't shoot out fireballs out of your hand when you try to do a Quarter Circle Forward movement...

Falcon punch, shoot a uzi at hookers and police, jump off tall buildings and living through a glitch and destroying humanity like a boss!

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood taught me that kicking people in the nuts will get them to lower their guard. Still haven't had a chance to apply it to life, but I'll fucking do it the first chance I get.

How to fight a gigantic colossus with only a sword by stabbing the glowing weak points.
Maybe I'll get hired by a small business...

I learned that by shooting myself in the head with a gun I can control demons. I'm still trying to find a gun on ebay so I can try that.

I learned that all good things come from cutting or rambling in long grass.

There is always a restart option.

Ive learned from FIFA that when people tell you to pass the ball and then you do dont expect them to do the same for you in return because basically their hypocritical douchebags!

CUNTS!!!

You run faster with a knife.

that a golden pistol kill with one shot

1)You are immortal
2)You have another dimension inside your pocket/backpack
3)Walk into the grass without a Pokèmon is dangerous
4)Mushrooms are gooooooood



And i learn to cook from cooking mama
PS. Who want to taste?

Singing from singstar, how to survive a zombie apocalypse from Resident Evil(and plants vs. zombies), you get stronger when you kill animals from wow, how to disarm bombs from CS and tons of stuff more :D

[font=Verdana][color=green]^This. Also this game taught me that, despite making many great buildings, Romans suck at building scaffolding; throw someone at one and it crumbles to shit.

mods and cheats

That the cake was a lie

Learned that no one will ever like you if you drive an ICE CAR... Especially your Nii-San.

Minecraft: Punching trees gives me wood.