1. Sephiroth ( FFVII )
Not because of what he did, but because his fame is vastly undeserved. Lets list his accomplishments; 1: He killed Rufus's dad. 2: He carried around his mother's head. 3: He killed Aerith ( do I need to point out she let him do that? ). 4: He tormented Cloud ( like thats anything special. ) . This does not equal epic in any way, yet this guy manages to be so damn popular and I hate him for it.
2. Cloud ( FFVII )
STFU, and quit being such a bitch. You have two amazing girls constantly fawning over you, you somehow manage to be one of the most powerful people on the planet, your sword ( AC version ) is complete win, and yet all you seem to do is cry about how bad your life is. Do you have any idea how many people would love to have a life like yours? I doubt it because you're too self-absorbed in self-pity to notice shit.
3. Yukari Takeba ( Persona 3 )
Most arrogant bitch I've seen in a game. Does nothing but whine and blame others for her problems. I really don't give a damn about your very common family troubles. Your life really isn't that hard outside of Tartarus, so why do you insist on being so damn critical? To think the game's instruction manual lists you as a " carefree " individual. BS.
4. Destroyman ( No More Heroes )
Lol, such a tool. DESTROY... SPARK! DESTROY... BEAM! DESTROY... CANNON! On top of that, they brought him back for NMH2 as opposed to every other boss they could have picked. The only boss in the game I don't absolutely love, mostly because he is what a failed Megaman badguy concept looks like.
5. Kratos ( God of War )
Why the hell is this guy a gaming icon? Why? He is just another one-dimensional " badass ". Lets see... you killed your family, wear their ashes, and hate Aries. Wow, that didn't take long.
6. Vaan ( FFXII )
Way to not be the main character in your own game, kid. So you are an aspiring thief? We already have one and he kicks your ass in every direction. His name is Zidane and he comes from a much better game than you. Don't get me wrong, I liked XII, I just wish Vaan wasn't there.
7. Otis Washington ( Dead Rising 1 )
Fuck your civility. I'm busy not being maimed by hordes of zombies, and you have the gall to call me rude for hanging up on you to keep my throat from being torn out. After that, you insist on giving me a lecture and STARTING OVER with whatever it was you were saying. You annoyed me just as much as the fail survivor A.I.
8. The Wandering Monk ( Fatal Frame )
Fuck...you. I can't say that enough. You always appear in tight corridors, it takes almost all of my film to kill you, and just brushing up against you kills off 80% of my HP. If any spirit in that game deserved to be the final boss, by shear difficulty, it is you. There is a reason you went to hell, you bastard.
9. Every Team after Team Rocket ( Pokemon )
You guys suck. There really isn't much to say here. You all wish you were Team Rocket, but you are not.
10. Roger ( Star Ocean 3 )
You never shut up, and everything you say has absolutely no bearing on the topic at hand.That is made more impressive that you are made up primarily of lame one liners. You are an excellent example of why I hate kids, and I enjoyed every second it took to kill you in the Urssa Lava Caves.
11. Seymour ( FFX )
I think, at some point in time, you had potential. I think you really did. Somewhere along the line, though, you quickly turned into one of the most generic villain I've ever had the displeasure of putting up with. You are a political figurehead, killed a few cats, and tried to force a girl to marry you. I could find real life counter[arts that are far more menacing than you. As if you weren't lame enough, you are by far the easiest final-ish boss in FF history. One thing that might have made you somewhat of a challenge would have been to acquire something many FF bosses of little fame have... immunity to poison.
12. Slippy Toad ( Star Fox )
Why are you so damn worthless? You can't fly, I have to save your ass every mission, and you have one of the most annoying voices I've ever heard. Somehow , for reasons I can't begin to comprehend, the game punishes me for smiting you the second you fly in front of me. Thats just wrong, I should get a reward for that.
13. Comeback A.I. ( too many games to mention )
Why? Why do they think it is a good idea to punish skill? Comeback A.I. comes in many varieties. Sometimes it is an opponent in a fighting game that reads your inputs and counters them perfectly. Other times it is a racer that magically teleport behind you when you are miles ahead of them. All of the flavors suck equally and those who used this as a substitute for intelligent A.I. need a good slap and a pay cut.
14. Giant Mecha Hitler ( Castle Wolfenstein )
The towering turquoise gundam wanna-be. This boss was simply too silly to take seriously. Next...
15. Cerberus ( Resident Evil )
Some of you might find this funny, but these things were harder for me to kill than most of the bosses. Yeah, they are weak. I know that. That doesn't change the fact that these guys always managed to dodge my attempts to damage them. I couldn't knife them to save my life so I usually had to resort to overkill with the shotgun. Nothing made me feel lamer playing this than struggling against one of the most common recurring enemies in the franchise.