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If you've never heard of
Gizoogle, then this is my favor to you.
Take your favorite piece of writing from this section, or some of your own work, and link it through gizoogle to read some hilarious ghettofied fiction.
Here, for example, is a sample from my "Antidote" piece as read through gizoogle:
"Yo ass would be thinkin dat there would be a physical rejection of tha liquid.
Shouldn't there be some sort of last evolutionary self defense against cappin' yo ass, biatch? His mind obviously knew what tha fuck dat shiznit was bustin fo' realz. After all, tha scam had been festerin up in there fo' months now, nahmeean, biatch? There was no question as ta what tha fuck was up in tha vial, n' equal certainty as ta what tha fuck its effects was on tha human body yo. Dude half sposed ta fuckin spit it up as soon as it touched his cold-ass tongue. Certainly his body would put up some sort of fight, wouldn't it, biatch? "
I very strongly recommend trying it out in this section in particular for hilarious results.