Action/Comedy script
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I wrote drafts of scripts for my friend who made movies and I found an old one I think is decent enough to share.
Background: For fun, we decided to make a short mock-fight of William Wallace and Leonidas )no actual fighting; just lines back and forth). That got me thinking of grandeur things. So, I wrote an incomplete story of SIX warriors fighting it out in a free for all. Because I like comedy, I made it funny (I previously wrote a horror/comedy for him involving a clown from hell cutting off the balls of teenagers). This is just the intro before the fighting would start (i lost my choreography notes):
Here's how I saw it playing out:
Achiles vs. Leonidas
Maximus vs. Beowulf
Wallace vs. Arthur
then it turns into a 1v1v1
Achiles vs Maximus vs Wallace
then I would have a poll (ask some friends) who would they like to see when; realistically would win, etc.
Comments,questions, criticism?
Background: For fun, we decided to make a short mock-fight of William Wallace and Leonidas )no actual fighting; just lines back and forth). That got me thinking of grandeur things. So, I wrote an incomplete story of SIX warriors fighting it out in a free for all. Because I like comedy, I made it funny (I previously wrote a horror/comedy for him involving a clown from hell cutting off the balls of teenagers). This is just the intro before the fighting would start (i lost my choreography notes):
[Opening speech]
Achiles
A king who would fight his own battle? This is madness.
Leonidas
Madness? This is SPARTA!
Maximus
I am Maximus Desimus Meridius; father to a murdered son; husband to a murdered wife; and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Wallace
Oh would you shut up about that already. I'm sick of hearing about it.
Arthur
Look who's talking. Do you still carry around than hanky?
Wallace
Oh you both can go straight to hell.
Leonidas
Tonight we dine in HELL!
Wallace
Blow it out your ass Leonidas.
Leonidas
How 'bout I shove this shield up your ass?
Wallace
I leave streaks in my kilt more fierce than you!
Arthur
Can I offer you some Preparation H mister, shoots bolts of lightning from his ass?
Beowulf
I am ripper...
Achiles
Don't start Beowulf
Beowulf
Slasher...
Achiles
I mean it!
Beowulf
I am BEOWULF!
Achiles
That's it!
[Achiles runs towards Beowulf, but is stops to avoid a spear thrown at him by Leonidas]
Wallace
Ahhhhh!
[Wallace runs towards Arthur; Maximus has already started towards Beowulf; everyone is involved in a fight]
Achiles
A king who would fight his own battle? This is madness.
Leonidas
Madness? This is SPARTA!
Maximus
I am Maximus Desimus Meridius; father to a murdered son; husband to a murdered wife; and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next.
Wallace
Oh would you shut up about that already. I'm sick of hearing about it.
Arthur
Look who's talking. Do you still carry around than hanky?
Wallace
Oh you both can go straight to hell.
Leonidas
Tonight we dine in HELL!
Wallace
Blow it out your ass Leonidas.
Leonidas
How 'bout I shove this shield up your ass?
Wallace
I leave streaks in my kilt more fierce than you!
Arthur
Can I offer you some Preparation H mister, shoots bolts of lightning from his ass?
Beowulf
I am ripper...
Achiles
Don't start Beowulf
Beowulf
Slasher...
Achiles
I mean it!
Beowulf
I am BEOWULF!
Achiles
That's it!
[Achiles runs towards Beowulf, but is stops to avoid a spear thrown at him by Leonidas]
Wallace
Ahhhhh!
[Wallace runs towards Arthur; Maximus has already started towards Beowulf; everyone is involved in a fight]
Here's how I saw it playing out:
Achiles vs. Leonidas
Maximus vs. Beowulf
Wallace vs. Arthur
then it turns into a 1v1v1
Achiles vs Maximus vs Wallace
then I would have a poll (ask some friends) who would they like to see when; realistically would win, etc.
Comments,questions, criticism?