Amusement probably..
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Quite recently I killed my very first human being, now I say human being because it's hard to classify things in my world without giving them some sort of importance. In which humans are far from. Calling them human beings is just easier and well if I ever let it slip how much I hate people it wont look too weird..well probably right? *Grabs a drink from his diet coke* Ahh now I guess I should go on about how I killed someone so you readers can feel *entertained*. And yes I did to the doctor evil finger quotes.
Hmm let's see now, it had to have been tuesday of this week April 2nd for all those who don't have a handy computer calender nearby. Why April 2nd? Nothing special really I was going to do it on April 1st but then I would've been unable to get it done without laughing. April fools joke to the extreme? Hilariousssss.....yea probably creeping you out but that's cool. *cracks back* Alright sorry back to the person I killed. It was late tuesday night, I had just finished my shift as a cashier for a local grocery store and was walking to my car when I saw her. A simple looking human being who looked like she had all the time in the world, she just casually placed her groceries away and didn't even care that some kids walking by were staring at her ass which was shown very shapely through her tight fitting pants. Looking at her groceries I noticed she must live alone because all she bought was food for a night and some "feminine" products.. (Tampoons for all you curious out there...yes I call them tampoons because it amuses me =D)
At first I got into my car and relaxed a little bit, turning on my ipod and sticking in my ear buds to some techno music I got from watching an AMV and shutting my eyes I decided that I would follow her and play it out from there.
Blah blah blah needless to say I ended up following her to her house which happened to be a two story apartment house (I don't know what they're called sue me...) Driving on by I parked a fair distance away and started walking back allowing for the sun to go down and people to start calming down from a hard day at work or school or whatever it is humans usually do all day. Lifting my hood up over my head I passed by unnoticed and before I realized it, I was standing behind the woman's house with my pocket knife in my hand and the back door already open.
Hmm let's see now, it had to have been tuesday of this week April 2nd for all those who don't have a handy computer calender nearby. Why April 2nd? Nothing special really I was going to do it on April 1st but then I would've been unable to get it done without laughing. April fools joke to the extreme? Hilariousssss.....yea probably creeping you out but that's cool. *cracks back* Alright sorry back to the person I killed. It was late tuesday night, I had just finished my shift as a cashier for a local grocery store and was walking to my car when I saw her. A simple looking human being who looked like she had all the time in the world, she just casually placed her groceries away and didn't even care that some kids walking by were staring at her ass which was shown very shapely through her tight fitting pants. Looking at her groceries I noticed she must live alone because all she bought was food for a night and some "feminine" products.. (Tampoons for all you curious out there...yes I call them tampoons because it amuses me =D)
At first I got into my car and relaxed a little bit, turning on my ipod and sticking in my ear buds to some techno music I got from watching an AMV and shutting my eyes I decided that I would follow her and play it out from there.
Blah blah blah needless to say I ended up following her to her house which happened to be a two story apartment house (I don't know what they're called sue me...) Driving on by I parked a fair distance away and started walking back allowing for the sun to go down and people to start calming down from a hard day at work or school or whatever it is humans usually do all day. Lifting my hood up over my head I passed by unnoticed and before I realized it, I was standing behind the woman's house with my pocket knife in my hand and the back door already open.
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*Grabbed another drink* Sorry go thirsty I'll continue yes I drink a lot but I get bored and well when I do I drink soda or whatever else is around...mostly water..
Walking through her backdoor I took off my hood and took in my surroundings noticing the picture frames along the walls each one depicting something that probably took five dollars to make and cost about twenty times as much. I started humming as I walked through the woman's house and felt completely at ease the thought of why I was there or what would happen if I got caught were no where near coming to mind. Coming up to a kitchen I peered in and noticed one plate in the sink. Smirking at my abilities of deduction (yes just luck but hey that's all it takes) I held my breath and listened for any sounds, sure enough I could hear what sounded like a running shower upstairs and headed that way remembering to move slowly so i didn't end up laughing at the familiar horror movie theme of creaking stairs. Reaching the top of the stairs I ran into the exact same thing as the first floor with the exception of doors two on each side of me lining the hall. Now you might not believe this but instead of being all ninja like and figuring out which one she was in I went (einy meany miney moe) With my finger landing on the last door on the right I headed on over there and good to my word avoided peeking into the other doors as I walked by. My heart started thumping harder and harder in my chest and I could feel myself smile at having found something worthy of getting my blood going, but remaining in complete control I peered into the room my trusty finger chose and would luck have it there she stood in a bathrobe setting up her clothes oblivious to the fact someone was behind her. Almost sighing aloud I crept up behind her my body loose and casual. I must have been about a foot away before her mind told her to look behind her, but by then it was already too late. Seeing her body start to turn around I swiftly moved my hand over her mouth and held the blade to her throat. "Well hello there miss oblivious I was wondering if you'd ever know I was here" Taking the knife away from her throat I shook it at her "You really should pay attention to what's going on around you"
Man it sure it a pain to type this all but I felt bored with not letting anyone know so i guess I'll continue....or maybe I'll save the juicy bits for another day. Yea might as well it's not like I'll be going anywhere.
Walking through her backdoor I took off my hood and took in my surroundings noticing the picture frames along the walls each one depicting something that probably took five dollars to make and cost about twenty times as much. I started humming as I walked through the woman's house and felt completely at ease the thought of why I was there or what would happen if I got caught were no where near coming to mind. Coming up to a kitchen I peered in and noticed one plate in the sink. Smirking at my abilities of deduction (yes just luck but hey that's all it takes) I held my breath and listened for any sounds, sure enough I could hear what sounded like a running shower upstairs and headed that way remembering to move slowly so i didn't end up laughing at the familiar horror movie theme of creaking stairs. Reaching the top of the stairs I ran into the exact same thing as the first floor with the exception of doors two on each side of me lining the hall. Now you might not believe this but instead of being all ninja like and figuring out which one she was in I went (einy meany miney moe) With my finger landing on the last door on the right I headed on over there and good to my word avoided peeking into the other doors as I walked by. My heart started thumping harder and harder in my chest and I could feel myself smile at having found something worthy of getting my blood going, but remaining in complete control I peered into the room my trusty finger chose and would luck have it there she stood in a bathrobe setting up her clothes oblivious to the fact someone was behind her. Almost sighing aloud I crept up behind her my body loose and casual. I must have been about a foot away before her mind told her to look behind her, but by then it was already too late. Seeing her body start to turn around I swiftly moved my hand over her mouth and held the blade to her throat. "Well hello there miss oblivious I was wondering if you'd ever know I was here" Taking the knife away from her throat I shook it at her "You really should pay attention to what's going on around you"
Man it sure it a pain to type this all but I felt bored with not letting anyone know so i guess I'll continue....or maybe I'll save the juicy bits for another day. Yea might as well it's not like I'll be going anywhere.