Anime Limericks

Oh yeah, we're doing this, I'll get the ball rolling

Evangelion is a load of botch
I don't want to see shinji stroking his crotch
Yes, there are cute girls from Germany
And religious symbolism a plenty
But at the end you're like "wtf did I just watch"

Okay guys, now you try

Animu- Black Lagoon
Time to write- 15-20 mins

There once was a woman named Revy
She was pretty and made Antw0n's breath heavy
She carried two guns
With which she had lots of fun
She even shot up my '66 Chevy

She laughed while I cried on my car
But I still thought Revy was a star
She kinda felt bad [size=10]<--- Seems out of character for Revy but fuck you, this is hard.[/h]
Because she made me so sad
So she took me to the local town bar

I was never really much for drinking
But being with Revy got me thinking
I need to cut loose
So I took the poison juice
And I chugged it all down without blinking

Then Rock and the gang came in
Screaming at Revy, "Where have you been?
We've got a job to do."
So Revy bid me adieu
I wonder if I'll see her again...

You want to watch Madoka Magica, I see
Well let me spoil the show for thee
The girls turn into a witch
Kyubey is a little bitch
And Mami dies in episode 3

In Elfen Lied, Kouta's memory was a bit hazy
But in reality, his life was anything but lazy
When he finally remembered
his family was dismembered
And he screamed "BITCH, YOU CRAZY!"

Umineko, a story with no head or tail
As for what is in the middle, it makes you want to flail.
Should I tell thee that the anime fails?
Such a remark would land me into jail.

When Bakemonogatari streamed across our tubes
We knew it was not a show for noobs
The amount of text isn't funny
It could give War and Peace a run for it's money
I mean, unless your just there for the boobs

Toradora, you see, is not your typical love tale
It's the story of a guy and a girl, brash but frail
They plan to get their crushes
Instead, they get each other and blushes
A lesson of how kooky love can prevail

Oh god, this is gonna suck. XD

One thing about Mirai Nikki I'll miss
Is not Yukii, who was as useful as piss,
Tsubaki's cold gaze
Or Uryu's terrorist ways
But the face of one crazy ass bitch.

With the help of Kyoji, my bro
You have Dark Gundam abilities, oh no!
So my awesome hand is glowing!
It's screaming "Defeat him!" and burning!
Now take my love, my anger, and my sorrow!

(G Gundam)

No. It sums up the anime well. I can see how people like the anime but here is my take on it.

Toradora, a romantic comedy,
Something Leonard267 is too dumb to see.

The first part is adorable normalcy.
The second part is emotional (should I say emo?) lunacy.

His relationship and her relationship!
Love triangles and love rectangles!

The complex feelings of Toradora's characters are hard to articulate.
But the philistine Leonard267 rather masturbate.

Toradora is too hard for him to comprehend.
So let us shove it up his end!

I'll probably suck at this....

"Watch Rideback!" my friend said,
"It has cool races." he said,
it had 10 sec of race
then political deface
at the end was another gainax
and I flipped, "DAFUQ is this?!"

There once was a vampire, who did not like the sun
Alucard was his name, he killed people for fun
I wouldn't snap
At this undead chap
Or he'll show you the business end of his gun