Baby, Please Kill Me
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Someone I know requested it, so I wrote a fanfic of Baby, Please Kill Me, which is a gag manga. It's on onemanga and whatnot.
“Alright everybody! Sonya’s team captain, and Agiri’s the second team captain! Sonya gets first pick!”
“Pick me Sonya-chan! Pick me pick me pick me!”
“Fine, I choose you, Yasuna”
“Haha, alright! We’re gonna take you down, Agiri-chan!”
“Haha, I don†˜t want to lose either”
And so, Agiri and Sonya finish picking their teams for dodgeball. The game begins, with Sonya and Agiri knocking out most of the players.
“I’m a master of throwing things, so dodgeball is a piece of cake for me”
Agiri throws a ball at Yasuna, who manages to dodge it in time by ducking.
“Woah!”
When suddenly, the ball curves in mid-air towards Sonya!
“W-what?!”
The ball hits Sonya, knocking her out, and leaving only Yasuna and Agiri.
“Ugh…”
“Hehehe”
“I’ll take revenge for you, Sonya-chan!”
Yasuna charges and jumps at Agiri, who simply throws a ball at her.
“Uwa!”
Yasuna clumsily lands on Agiri, and they both fall down. Yasuna ends up on top of Agiri and has accidentally kissed her. Yasuna immediately stands up with a blush.
“I-I-I’m sorry, Agiri-chan!”
“Hoho, I didn’t know you swung that way”
Yasuna blushes even harder.
“Haha, it was just a joke”
Everyone laughs it off, although Yasuna is still slightly embarrassed. After school, Yasuna finds a letter in her locker, telling her to go to the school gym after school. She tells Sonya she has to go somewhere today.
“Okay, see you Yasuna”
“Bye, Sonya-chan”
Yasuna watches her friend leave, and then quickly goes back to the school gym. She looks around to see if she’s alone. She sees no one, and suddenly feels a tap on her shoulder.
“Hi Yasuna-chan”
“Kyaaa! Don’t scare me like that, Agiri-chan!”
“Hehe”
“D-did you write the letter telling me to come here?”
“Yep”
“What’s wrong?”
Agiri takes a step forward and hugs Yasuna. She whispers into her ear, “I love you, Yasuna”
Yasuna’s face turns red-hot.
“W-w-what?”
“I love you, Yasuna-chan”
“I-I-is that why you called me out here?”
“Mhm”
“S-so that was a love letter?”
Agiri nods.
“Today, when we kissed, I decided I wanted to tell you”
Yasuna returns the hug, while burying her face into Agiri’s chest.
“Agiri-chan…I’m sorry, but I need some time to think about my answer…”
Agiri frowns for a second, and then smiles again, “It’s fine, Yasuna-chan, I’ll wait. See you tomorrow”
Yasuna raises her head and smiles too “See you tomorrow too, Agiri-chan”
Agiri disappears like a flickering light.
Yasuna touches her lips where she kissed Agiri today, and blushes lightly.
“What do you think you’re doing?”
Yasuna tries to turn around, but is knocked out before she can see who’s behind her. Moments later, she wakes up, but a blindfold covers her eyes, letting her see nothing. Her hands are tied behind her back and her feet are bound, making her unable to move. A rope attached to her arms suspends her in mid-air.
“Uah…I can†˜t move…it hurts…”
She hears someone walking towards her.
“W-who’s there?!”
She hears something moving towards her face, then feels something warm. A hand softly caresses her face.
“P-please let me go, whoever you are!”
She feels another hand on her face, and they hold her head in place.
“Aaaah, let me g-!”
Suddenly, she feels something soft and fleshy on her lips. It’s light at first, but then it pulls away, only to come back harder.
“Mmmmn!”
†˜Am, am I being kissed?!’
She can feel her face getting flushed with embarrassment, and then she feels something wet slide over her lips.
†˜Uwaa, I’m being licked!’
Then, she feels her lower lip being held by the fleshy warmth and sucked on, sending a strange tingling sensation through her body.
“Ah, ahhh…”
Then, she feels the wet thing press up against her lips, and push into her mouth. It moves around inside of her, like it was a living thing. She tries to push it back out using her own tongue, but they just entangle each other, and it turns into a wet kiss. Then, the hands around her face let go and instead she feels something press up against her breasts, which starts to fondle them.
†˜N-no…it tickles…!’
The hands rub into her chest, and rub her breasts against each other.
“Mmmmnnn…!”
It continues for a few moments, and then the sensation leaves her body.
“Please…stop…”
Then, she feels something warm touching her stomach and lower back, and slide downwards, reaching her lower groin. She feels something small, like fingers, press up against her vagina and ass, making her fidget and blush harder.
“Please…don’t touch there…”
The fingers, filled with warmth, rub themselves against her despite her plea.
“Please, it feels weird…!”
They rub harder and enter her slightly.
“Please…Sonya-chan…”
Suddenly, the fingers stop, and they leave her body.
“…How long did you know?”
“…”
“How long did you know?!”
“S-since you touched me…”
“Then why did you say my name now?”
“B-because you…were starting to scare me…”
“…”
“W-why are you doing this, Sonya-chan? Please, let me go…”
“No.”
Suddenly, Yasuna’s blindfold is taken off, letting her see the person in front of her, Sonya. Her face looked angry and her cheeks were red. But most of all…she looked like she had been crying, and still is.
“I won’t let you go…*hic*…I can’t let you go…I’ll never let you go again!”
“S-Sonya…”
“Never ever ever ever ever *hic* ever ever again!”
“…”
Sonya drops to the floor, crying.
“S-Sonya-chan, didn’t you go home?”
“…How could I?! When I saw the letter in your locker…*sob*…I…I was scared…*hic*…I didn’t want to lose you…”
“…”
“Right after you thought I left…I went back and followed you without you noticing. And then I saw it…I saw everything…that bitch…tried to take you from me…”
“Agiri-chan?”
Sonya smiles.
“Yes…’Agiri-chan’…”
“D-did you…do something to Agiri-chan?”
Sonya, still smiling, slowly gets up, goes to the storage room, and comes back with something round.
“Oh, is that a ball, Sony-”
Yasuna’s eyes widen in shock and disbelief. It wasn’t a ball. It was Agiri’s head.
“…!”
Sonya is still smiling, but she looks sad somehow.
“I can’t go back now, Yasuna. Even if I am an assassin, I’m not allowed to kill someone from my own organization”
“Sonya…how could you…?”
“That’s why I’ve decided, Yasuna. I’m going to kill you, and then myself. We’ll die together, Yasuna-chan.”
“Sonya…why…?”
Sonya blushes.
“B-because…even though you’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever met…I love you, Yasuna-chan”
“…”
Sonya cups Yasuna’s cheek with one hand and sweetly stares at her face.
“You’re so nice to me…You’re the only flower I have…I love you so much, Yasuna”
“…”
“Even though I hurt you all the time, you still talk to me. You’re so kind and sweet, Yasuna, that’s what I love about you the most.”
“…”
“…Hey, Yasuna, say something…?”
“…Sonya-chan…I’m sorry, I’m really sorry…but…I don’t lov-”
“NO!” Sonya shrieks, and embraces Yasuna’s body, “I won’t let you say it…”
“Now…”
Sonya takes out a knife.
“…let’s die together, okay?”
“I said I’m sorry, Sonya-chan…”
Sonya cuts Yasuna down, dropping her onto the floor. She places the edge of the knife on the collar of Yasuna’s shirt, and swiftly slashes down, revealing Yasuna’s upper body. She turns the knife around, slides it under Yasuna’s bra, and unhooks it, revealing her small, supple mounds.
“Please…listen, Sonya-chan…”
Sonya positions the knife on top of Yasuna’s stomach.
“I don’t lov-”
Sonya thrusts the knife down into Yasuna, stopping her mid-sentence. In just a second, Yasuna coughs up blood.
“S-…*cough*…Sonya…-chan…”
“Shhh, don’t say anything”
“…”
Sonya then turns the knife around and points it at her own stomach, and thrusts inwards, stabbing herself. She takes it back out, throws it away, and drops onto Yasuna, placing her head on her chest and embracing her.
“Let’s die together, Yasuna-chan…”
Sonya closes her eyes, and concentrates on listening to Yasuna’s heart beating.
“…”
“…”
Suddenly, Sonya feels a hand touch her head.
“…Yasuna…?”
“Sonya…-chan…you have to listen…”
“…!”
“I’m still…just a kid…”
“…”
“I don’t know…what love is…Sonya-chan…”
“…”
“It’d be unfair…*cough*…if I told you I loved you when…I don’t even know what love is…”
“Y-Yasuna…!”
“I don’t love you…Sonya-chan…”
“No…stop…!”
“But…I wanted to find out with you…”
“Please…!”
“…what love is…”
Yasuna stops talking.
“Yasuna…? Yasuna…no…I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Yasuna! I’m so sorry! Please, wake up! I made a mistake, I’m so sorry, please! *Sob* Forgive me! *Sob* Someone…anyone…*Sob* *Hic*…please…help…!”
Sonya loses her strength, and falls down.
“…Yasuna…”
End.
In her dreams, Sonya thinks about going to the movies with Yasuna, riding the ferris wheel with Yasuna, and staying over with Yasuna.
“…Sonya…”
She thinks about how she’ll never get to do those things. She watches as each opportunity disappears in front of her.
“…Sonya…”
She watches as Yasuna disappears from her.
“…Sonya…”
“Mmmmnn…”
“Ah, you’re awake, Sonya-chan.”
“Yasuna…? Am I…dead?”
“Nope.”
Sonya looks around, and sees Yasuna smiling and looking at her.
“Am I…in a dream?”
“Not that either.”
“Then I’m…alive? This is real?”
Yasuna nods.
“Where am I?”
“You’re in the hospital, getting treated for a stomach wound, just like me!”
Sonya smiles.
“…What happened?”
“Agiri-chan brought us to the hospital”
“…But, I killed her…”
Yasuna shakes her head.
“The head you thought was her’s was fake. She was watching the whole time and saved us.”
“…I see. I should apologize to her and tell her thank you later”
Sonya looks at Yasuna’s face.
“Yasuna…do you still…want to…?”
Yasuna shakes her head.
“…I see.”
Sonya looks down, but manages to keep her smile.
“Sonya-chan~”
Sonya looks up. She’s immediately kissed by a blushing Yasuna.
“…I don†˜t need to find out what love is anymore. This feeling in my chest…I know what it is. I really, really love you, Sonya-chan!”
And she kisses her again.
End.
Anyways, I hope you guys like it, and feedback would be nice, probably. I wanted to make the "...Sonya..." texts grow bigger, but the damn scroll bug just pisses me off, so I'm too lazy.
“Alright everybody! Sonya’s team captain, and Agiri’s the second team captain! Sonya gets first pick!”
“Pick me Sonya-chan! Pick me pick me pick me!”
“Fine, I choose you, Yasuna”
“Haha, alright! We’re gonna take you down, Agiri-chan!”
“Haha, I don†˜t want to lose either”
And so, Agiri and Sonya finish picking their teams for dodgeball. The game begins, with Sonya and Agiri knocking out most of the players.
“I’m a master of throwing things, so dodgeball is a piece of cake for me”
Agiri throws a ball at Yasuna, who manages to dodge it in time by ducking.
“Woah!”
When suddenly, the ball curves in mid-air towards Sonya!
“W-what?!”
The ball hits Sonya, knocking her out, and leaving only Yasuna and Agiri.
“Ugh…”
“Hehehe”
“I’ll take revenge for you, Sonya-chan!”
Yasuna charges and jumps at Agiri, who simply throws a ball at her.
“Uwa!”
Yasuna clumsily lands on Agiri, and they both fall down. Yasuna ends up on top of Agiri and has accidentally kissed her. Yasuna immediately stands up with a blush.
“I-I-I’m sorry, Agiri-chan!”
“Hoho, I didn’t know you swung that way”
Yasuna blushes even harder.
“Haha, it was just a joke”
Everyone laughs it off, although Yasuna is still slightly embarrassed. After school, Yasuna finds a letter in her locker, telling her to go to the school gym after school. She tells Sonya she has to go somewhere today.
“Okay, see you Yasuna”
“Bye, Sonya-chan”
Yasuna watches her friend leave, and then quickly goes back to the school gym. She looks around to see if she’s alone. She sees no one, and suddenly feels a tap on her shoulder.
“Hi Yasuna-chan”
“Kyaaa! Don’t scare me like that, Agiri-chan!”
“Hehe”
“D-did you write the letter telling me to come here?”
“Yep”
“What’s wrong?”
Agiri takes a step forward and hugs Yasuna. She whispers into her ear, “I love you, Yasuna”
Yasuna’s face turns red-hot.
“W-w-what?”
“I love you, Yasuna-chan”
“I-I-is that why you called me out here?”
“Mhm”
“S-so that was a love letter?”
Agiri nods.
“Today, when we kissed, I decided I wanted to tell you”
Yasuna returns the hug, while burying her face into Agiri’s chest.
“Agiri-chan…I’m sorry, but I need some time to think about my answer…”
Agiri frowns for a second, and then smiles again, “It’s fine, Yasuna-chan, I’ll wait. See you tomorrow”
Yasuna raises her head and smiles too “See you tomorrow too, Agiri-chan”
Agiri disappears like a flickering light.
Yasuna touches her lips where she kissed Agiri today, and blushes lightly.
“What do you think you’re doing?”
Yasuna tries to turn around, but is knocked out before she can see who’s behind her. Moments later, she wakes up, but a blindfold covers her eyes, letting her see nothing. Her hands are tied behind her back and her feet are bound, making her unable to move. A rope attached to her arms suspends her in mid-air.
“Uah…I can†˜t move…it hurts…”
She hears someone walking towards her.
“W-who’s there?!”
She hears something moving towards her face, then feels something warm. A hand softly caresses her face.
“P-please let me go, whoever you are!”
She feels another hand on her face, and they hold her head in place.
“Aaaah, let me g-!”
Suddenly, she feels something soft and fleshy on her lips. It’s light at first, but then it pulls away, only to come back harder.
“Mmmmn!”
†˜Am, am I being kissed?!’
She can feel her face getting flushed with embarrassment, and then she feels something wet slide over her lips.
†˜Uwaa, I’m being licked!’
Then, she feels her lower lip being held by the fleshy warmth and sucked on, sending a strange tingling sensation through her body.
“Ah, ahhh…”
Then, she feels the wet thing press up against her lips, and push into her mouth. It moves around inside of her, like it was a living thing. She tries to push it back out using her own tongue, but they just entangle each other, and it turns into a wet kiss. Then, the hands around her face let go and instead she feels something press up against her breasts, which starts to fondle them.
†˜N-no…it tickles…!’
The hands rub into her chest, and rub her breasts against each other.
“Mmmmnnn…!”
It continues for a few moments, and then the sensation leaves her body.
“Please…stop…”
Then, she feels something warm touching her stomach and lower back, and slide downwards, reaching her lower groin. She feels something small, like fingers, press up against her vagina and ass, making her fidget and blush harder.
“Please…don’t touch there…”
The fingers, filled with warmth, rub themselves against her despite her plea.
“Please, it feels weird…!”
They rub harder and enter her slightly.
“Please…Sonya-chan…”
Suddenly, the fingers stop, and they leave her body.
“…How long did you know?”
“…”
“How long did you know?!”
“S-since you touched me…”
“Then why did you say my name now?”
“B-because you…were starting to scare me…”
“…”
“W-why are you doing this, Sonya-chan? Please, let me go…”
“No.”
Suddenly, Yasuna’s blindfold is taken off, letting her see the person in front of her, Sonya. Her face looked angry and her cheeks were red. But most of all…she looked like she had been crying, and still is.
“I won’t let you go…*hic*…I can’t let you go…I’ll never let you go again!”
“S-Sonya…”
“Never ever ever ever ever *hic* ever ever again!”
“…”
Sonya drops to the floor, crying.
“S-Sonya-chan, didn’t you go home?”
“…How could I?! When I saw the letter in your locker…*sob*…I…I was scared…*hic*…I didn’t want to lose you…”
“…”
“Right after you thought I left…I went back and followed you without you noticing. And then I saw it…I saw everything…that bitch…tried to take you from me…”
“Agiri-chan?”
Sonya smiles.
“Yes…’Agiri-chan’…”
“D-did you…do something to Agiri-chan?”
Sonya, still smiling, slowly gets up, goes to the storage room, and comes back with something round.
“Oh, is that a ball, Sony-”
Yasuna’s eyes widen in shock and disbelief. It wasn’t a ball. It was Agiri’s head.
“…!”
Sonya is still smiling, but she looks sad somehow.
“I can’t go back now, Yasuna. Even if I am an assassin, I’m not allowed to kill someone from my own organization”
“Sonya…how could you…?”
“That’s why I’ve decided, Yasuna. I’m going to kill you, and then myself. We’ll die together, Yasuna-chan.”
“Sonya…why…?”
Sonya blushes.
“B-because…even though you’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever met…I love you, Yasuna-chan”
“…”
Sonya cups Yasuna’s cheek with one hand and sweetly stares at her face.
“You’re so nice to me…You’re the only flower I have…I love you so much, Yasuna”
“…”
“Even though I hurt you all the time, you still talk to me. You’re so kind and sweet, Yasuna, that’s what I love about you the most.”
“…”
“…Hey, Yasuna, say something…?”
“…Sonya-chan…I’m sorry, I’m really sorry…but…I don’t lov-”
“NO!” Sonya shrieks, and embraces Yasuna’s body, “I won’t let you say it…”
“Now…”
Sonya takes out a knife.
“…let’s die together, okay?”
“I said I’m sorry, Sonya-chan…”
Sonya cuts Yasuna down, dropping her onto the floor. She places the edge of the knife on the collar of Yasuna’s shirt, and swiftly slashes down, revealing Yasuna’s upper body. She turns the knife around, slides it under Yasuna’s bra, and unhooks it, revealing her small, supple mounds.
“Please…listen, Sonya-chan…”
Sonya positions the knife on top of Yasuna’s stomach.
“I don’t lov-”
Sonya thrusts the knife down into Yasuna, stopping her mid-sentence. In just a second, Yasuna coughs up blood.
“S-…*cough*…Sonya…-chan…”
“Shhh, don’t say anything”
“…”
Sonya then turns the knife around and points it at her own stomach, and thrusts inwards, stabbing herself. She takes it back out, throws it away, and drops onto Yasuna, placing her head on her chest and embracing her.
“Let’s die together, Yasuna-chan…”
Sonya closes her eyes, and concentrates on listening to Yasuna’s heart beating.
“…”
“…”
Suddenly, Sonya feels a hand touch her head.
“…Yasuna…?”
“Sonya…-chan…you have to listen…”
“…!”
“I’m still…just a kid…”
“…”
“I don’t know…what love is…Sonya-chan…”
“…”
“It’d be unfair…*cough*…if I told you I loved you when…I don’t even know what love is…”
“Y-Yasuna…!”
“I don’t love you…Sonya-chan…”
“No…stop…!”
“But…I wanted to find out with you…”
“Please…!”
“…what love is…”
Yasuna stops talking.
“Yasuna…? Yasuna…no…I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Yasuna! I’m so sorry! Please, wake up! I made a mistake, I’m so sorry, please! *Sob* Forgive me! *Sob* Someone…anyone…*Sob* *Hic*…please…help…!”
Sonya loses her strength, and falls down.
“…Yasuna…”
End.
In her dreams, Sonya thinks about going to the movies with Yasuna, riding the ferris wheel with Yasuna, and staying over with Yasuna.
“…Sonya…”
She thinks about how she’ll never get to do those things. She watches as each opportunity disappears in front of her.
“…Sonya…”
She watches as Yasuna disappears from her.
“…Sonya…”
“Mmmmnn…”
“Ah, you’re awake, Sonya-chan.”
“Yasuna…? Am I…dead?”
“Nope.”
Sonya looks around, and sees Yasuna smiling and looking at her.
“Am I…in a dream?”
“Not that either.”
“Then I’m…alive? This is real?”
Yasuna nods.
“Where am I?”
“You’re in the hospital, getting treated for a stomach wound, just like me!”
Sonya smiles.
“…What happened?”
“Agiri-chan brought us to the hospital”
“…But, I killed her…”
Yasuna shakes her head.
“The head you thought was her’s was fake. She was watching the whole time and saved us.”
“…I see. I should apologize to her and tell her thank you later”
Sonya looks at Yasuna’s face.
“Yasuna…do you still…want to…?”
Yasuna shakes her head.
“…I see.”
Sonya looks down, but manages to keep her smile.
“Sonya-chan~”
Sonya looks up. She’s immediately kissed by a blushing Yasuna.
“…I don†˜t need to find out what love is anymore. This feeling in my chest…I know what it is. I really, really love you, Sonya-chan!”
And she kisses her again.
End.
Anyways, I hope you guys like it, and feedback would be nice, probably. I wanted to make the "...Sonya..." texts grow bigger, but the damn scroll bug just pisses me off, so I'm too lazy.
