Best day ever
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Hey Fakku, I think today goes down as the best day ever for me.
I suppose I should start from the beginning of my day. You see, I woke up in my nicely-cooled room this morning at my usual time of around 6:45. I didn't have much trouble waking up this morning. In fact, I was actually a tad energetic. I walked out into the kitchen to have breakfast, and groaned as I realized my old fridge was broken. The milk was still cold, luckily, but I was still fairly upset through breakfast at the thought of the length of ordering and waiting for a new fridge to be delivered. Anyway, I went back to my still refreshing room, got dressed and packed my bag for school. The thought of the broken fridge not two rooms away escaped my mind as I brushed my teeth and what have you.
My mom asked me if I knew why the fridge was broken, and I told her I didn't know. We got into a bit of an argument because she didn't believe me, and my happiness was immediately shot to hell. I got so pissed, I said, "Fuck it!" and kicked the side of the fridge. The compressor started back up somehow, and my fridge was working again. My mother immediately backed off, and I practically ran to school in joy.
When I actually got to my high school, I immediately noticed how hot it was, but that would not stop me today, no sir! I made my way to the cafeteria and sat down at the table my friends were currently seated at, and saw the girl I've had my eye on for a few weeks looking rather upset. I tried to speak to her, but I couldn't do it, I didn't have the guts. I managed to pull together a simple, "Hey," before she looked up and replied, "oh.. hi" in a fairly depressed tone. The bell rang, and I was going to be late for my first class. However, my determination to have a kick-ass day drove me to stay.
She didn't get up in the five minutes the announcements droned on, and I realized she must have been having study hall. "Shouldn't you be getting to class?" she asked. I froze. What would I say? How could I not ruin this chance- one worth taking- to both console her AND woo her?
"I.. um... Well, you..." 'GREAT. Just fucking GREAT, Señor Smooth,' I thought to myself before continuing. "You seemed pretty depressed and lonely, and I figured you could use some company," I said, mentally congratulating myself for not stuttering or saying anything too stupid. She smiled sadly, saying, "I'm not worth having some company, so don't waste your time..." Her sadness was starting to radiate and make ME sad. This would not do.
So I told her that I thought she was more than worth having some company, and she brightened up a bit. We talked for a bit about nonsense before finally addressing what was plaguing her. It turned out that she really liked someone, but she was sure he didn't like her. I was simultaneously saddened, angered, happy and confused by that statement. I asked her who it was, but she just blushed a bit and said she didn't want to tell me.
So we talked some more, and she seemed a tad less depressed, so I was happy again. I know, my emotions fluctuated a lot today. Anyway, I completely missed my first block (80 minute) class, but I didn't really care. I got to spend time with my crush. Unfortunately, I had to get to my second block class of the day, which was Math. I didn't pay much attention to the lesson because I kept reflecting on what she said, wondering who MY crush liked. The teacher called on me a few times, and I completely ignored him, so he yelled at me, snapping me out of my thoughts. I got sent to the principal's office for the rest of the period to help the secretaries sort things out, make copies of things, etc.
I spotted her in the office, too. She had gotten in trouble for the same thing that I had. We thought it was a funny coincidence, and we talked some more, making stapling packets for teachers a little less lame. We had o run off copies at one point, and we had started fooling around, making copies of our hands. We had to stifle our laughter, though, because we'd be in deep shit if we pissed off the principal. I made some more copies, looking out the window, seeing cars pass by on the road nearby. I felt something warm on my hand, but ignored it, thinking the top had fallen gently onto my hand. I placed my hand on top of it, hoping to lift it, but felt flesh. I whipped my hand around to see her hand sandwiched between mine. I looked up, and our eyes met. I blushed wildly and looked away. I assumed she did, too, and I turned around to look at her again, and she just kissed me on the lips.
I closed my eyes, deepening the kiss. It was my first kiss, so I had no experience, but it was still fucking awesome. We broke away from the kiss, both red-faced and panting. "That,,, that guy you like.... Is he m-" I never got to finish my question as she pulled me into another passionate kiss, and I felt her tongue against my lips. I parted them, and our tongues wrestled.
We had to break after a few more moments, and she looked me right in the eyes and said she loved me. I felt heat rise to my cheeks, and my heart was pounding in my ears. "I... I love you, too" I said after a brief pause. She fell to her knees, and I saw a few droplets of water fall to the ground from her face. I crouched down next to her, placing my hand on her back. She looked up at me, and smiled. I breathed a sigh of relief at the fact that she was crying tears of joy.
Now, this is where things got a little crazy. We both stood up, and I just hugged her as we stood in the copy room. The bell rang, and that meant it was time for lunch. We kissed some more before she closed and locked the door, closed the blinds, and before I knew it, we were stripping each other, our clothes in a heap on the floor. We kissed once more, and she moaned as I massaged her breasts. I planted a trail of kisses down to her abdomen, and started giving her butterfly kisses. She giggled, and I continued my descent, steering just to the right of the Holy Grail women call their snatch. I slowly kissed around it, and her moans and pants grew louder and more desperate.
Finally, I planted a kiss on her small bundle of nerves, and that drove her crazy. I began to eat her out, her legs holding my head in place. My member began to throb, and as I brought her to an orgasm, her juices splashing my face, I HAD to let it out. I grabbed a foil packet from my pants (safety first), and unrolled the condom onto my member. We assumed the missionary position with myself on top. She nodded, and I thrust into her, breaking her hymen, a muffled scream as she sank her teeth into my shoulder. I moaned at that (I have a thing for vampirism, long story) and thrusted harder. She eventually let her teeth go, a bit of blood flowing from my shoulder.
It was not too long before she climaxed for a second time, and my milky seed filled up the condom. I pulled out, tossing the condom into a waste basket, panting. The door began to open, and I panicked. We were both too exhausted to put our clothes on in time. The door was unlocked and slowly, cautiously, was opened to reveal a tall, thin man in his thirties, clad in a red-and-white striped shirt and a matching hat, blue jeans, thick round glasses, and brown shoes.
So, Fakku, I got laid AND I found Waldo.
And that is why my day kicked ass.
I suppose I should start from the beginning of my day. You see, I woke up in my nicely-cooled room this morning at my usual time of around 6:45. I didn't have much trouble waking up this morning. In fact, I was actually a tad energetic. I walked out into the kitchen to have breakfast, and groaned as I realized my old fridge was broken. The milk was still cold, luckily, but I was still fairly upset through breakfast at the thought of the length of ordering and waiting for a new fridge to be delivered. Anyway, I went back to my still refreshing room, got dressed and packed my bag for school. The thought of the broken fridge not two rooms away escaped my mind as I brushed my teeth and what have you.
My mom asked me if I knew why the fridge was broken, and I told her I didn't know. We got into a bit of an argument because she didn't believe me, and my happiness was immediately shot to hell. I got so pissed, I said, "Fuck it!" and kicked the side of the fridge. The compressor started back up somehow, and my fridge was working again. My mother immediately backed off, and I practically ran to school in joy.
When I actually got to my high school, I immediately noticed how hot it was, but that would not stop me today, no sir! I made my way to the cafeteria and sat down at the table my friends were currently seated at, and saw the girl I've had my eye on for a few weeks looking rather upset. I tried to speak to her, but I couldn't do it, I didn't have the guts. I managed to pull together a simple, "Hey," before she looked up and replied, "oh.. hi" in a fairly depressed tone. The bell rang, and I was going to be late for my first class. However, my determination to have a kick-ass day drove me to stay.
She didn't get up in the five minutes the announcements droned on, and I realized she must have been having study hall. "Shouldn't you be getting to class?" she asked. I froze. What would I say? How could I not ruin this chance- one worth taking- to both console her AND woo her?
"I.. um... Well, you..." 'GREAT. Just fucking GREAT, Señor Smooth,' I thought to myself before continuing. "You seemed pretty depressed and lonely, and I figured you could use some company," I said, mentally congratulating myself for not stuttering or saying anything too stupid. She smiled sadly, saying, "I'm not worth having some company, so don't waste your time..." Her sadness was starting to radiate and make ME sad. This would not do.
So I told her that I thought she was more than worth having some company, and she brightened up a bit. We talked for a bit about nonsense before finally addressing what was plaguing her. It turned out that she really liked someone, but she was sure he didn't like her. I was simultaneously saddened, angered, happy and confused by that statement. I asked her who it was, but she just blushed a bit and said she didn't want to tell me.
So we talked some more, and she seemed a tad less depressed, so I was happy again. I know, my emotions fluctuated a lot today. Anyway, I completely missed my first block (80 minute) class, but I didn't really care. I got to spend time with my crush. Unfortunately, I had to get to my second block class of the day, which was Math. I didn't pay much attention to the lesson because I kept reflecting on what she said, wondering who MY crush liked. The teacher called on me a few times, and I completely ignored him, so he yelled at me, snapping me out of my thoughts. I got sent to the principal's office for the rest of the period to help the secretaries sort things out, make copies of things, etc.
I spotted her in the office, too. She had gotten in trouble for the same thing that I had. We thought it was a funny coincidence, and we talked some more, making stapling packets for teachers a little less lame. We had o run off copies at one point, and we had started fooling around, making copies of our hands. We had to stifle our laughter, though, because we'd be in deep shit if we pissed off the principal. I made some more copies, looking out the window, seeing cars pass by on the road nearby. I felt something warm on my hand, but ignored it, thinking the top had fallen gently onto my hand. I placed my hand on top of it, hoping to lift it, but felt flesh. I whipped my hand around to see her hand sandwiched between mine. I looked up, and our eyes met. I blushed wildly and looked away. I assumed she did, too, and I turned around to look at her again, and she just kissed me on the lips.
I closed my eyes, deepening the kiss. It was my first kiss, so I had no experience, but it was still fucking awesome. We broke away from the kiss, both red-faced and panting. "That,,, that guy you like.... Is he m-" I never got to finish my question as she pulled me into another passionate kiss, and I felt her tongue against my lips. I parted them, and our tongues wrestled.
We had to break after a few more moments, and she looked me right in the eyes and said she loved me. I felt heat rise to my cheeks, and my heart was pounding in my ears. "I... I love you, too" I said after a brief pause. She fell to her knees, and I saw a few droplets of water fall to the ground from her face. I crouched down next to her, placing my hand on her back. She looked up at me, and smiled. I breathed a sigh of relief at the fact that she was crying tears of joy.
Now, this is where things got a little crazy. We both stood up, and I just hugged her as we stood in the copy room. The bell rang, and that meant it was time for lunch. We kissed some more before she closed and locked the door, closed the blinds, and before I knew it, we were stripping each other, our clothes in a heap on the floor. We kissed once more, and she moaned as I massaged her breasts. I planted a trail of kisses down to her abdomen, and started giving her butterfly kisses. She giggled, and I continued my descent, steering just to the right of the Holy Grail women call their snatch. I slowly kissed around it, and her moans and pants grew louder and more desperate.
Finally, I planted a kiss on her small bundle of nerves, and that drove her crazy. I began to eat her out, her legs holding my head in place. My member began to throb, and as I brought her to an orgasm, her juices splashing my face, I HAD to let it out. I grabbed a foil packet from my pants (safety first), and unrolled the condom onto my member. We assumed the missionary position with myself on top. She nodded, and I thrust into her, breaking her hymen, a muffled scream as she sank her teeth into my shoulder. I moaned at that (I have a thing for vampirism, long story) and thrusted harder. She eventually let her teeth go, a bit of blood flowing from my shoulder.
It was not too long before she climaxed for a second time, and my milky seed filled up the condom. I pulled out, tossing the condom into a waste basket, panting. The door began to open, and I panicked. We were both too exhausted to put our clothes on in time. The door was unlocked and slowly, cautiously, was opened to reveal a tall, thin man in his thirties, clad in a red-and-white striped shirt and a matching hat, blue jeans, thick round glasses, and brown shoes.
So, Fakku, I got laid AND I found Waldo.
And that is why my day kicked ass.
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Uzumaki101 wrote...
Lol. That was some awesome day! Did that really happen?
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GourmetPrince wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
Lol. That was some awesome day! Did that really happen?Yeah. Waldo is the Master of Hiding. An equal to the Master of Disguise. :lol:
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I think Waldo actually did walk in there...but he would never say anything XD
So chyeah...want to buy your day?
So chyeah...want to buy your day?
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I reread your story again (cause it was so fucking awesome!) and found this.
I said to myself: "WTF?! That can't be right?!"
Then I remembered: "Wait a minute, we're talking about Waldo here"
So yeah, it was possible after all.
LOL :lol:
Spoiler:
I said to myself: "WTF?! That can't be right?!"
Then I remembered: "Wait a minute, we're talking about Waldo here"
So yeah, it was possible after all.
LOL :lol:
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Uzumaki101 wrote...
I reread your story again (cause it was so fucking awesome!) and found this.Spoiler:
I said to myself: "WTF?! That can't be right?!"
Then I remembered: "Wait a minute, we're talking about Waldo here"
So yeah, it was possible after all.
LOL :lol:
Makes sense.
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I demand illustrations~! I'm a visual learner... or at least that's the excuse i'm gonna go with :roll:
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biglw17 wrote...
congratulations you have reached adulthood... and your prize is.......... "females" =]If you say so, lol