Blatantly Lewd Sexual Poetry [BLSP]
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I'm not too active on forums, but I figured today was a beautiful day for blatantly lewd sexual deviancy.
Yes. I'm serious. A little, anyways.
Probably the wrong place for it, and I maybe expect this to last...eh, thirty minutes on here? But hey. Mature content warning and so on. Plus really bad poetry expected in this thread. A horrible idea, but seemed fun enough. You've been warned?
Example:
A Gentlefolk's Moderne Guide to Intercourse
....I'm aware I am a horrible person for this. XD
Yes. I'm serious. A little, anyways.
Probably the wrong place for it, and I maybe expect this to last...eh, thirty minutes on here? But hey. Mature content warning and so on. Plus really bad poetry expected in this thread. A horrible idea, but seemed fun enough. You've been warned?
Example:
A Gentlefolk's Moderne Guide to Intercourse
I wish I could just fuck you,
I wish it very much!
But when the words keep cumming,
our bodies just won't touch!
So slide off those panties,
It really isn't much:
Grab your boyfriend's stick,
hard and throbbing massive dick.
Shove it down your throat,
swirl your tongue when saliva starts to coat~
Suck it hard, suck it deep;
when you're loud he's yours to keep!
Start him with your legs,
She feels that tongue until she begs~!
Breasts first, tease the tips round,
once he's made it you cum to ground.
Show him who's boss:
paizuri will make sure he's lost.
Then when he's bold as a rock,
show him your sex and claim your cock!
I wish it very much!
But when the words keep cumming,
our bodies just won't touch!
So slide off those panties,
It really isn't much:
Grab your boyfriend's stick,
hard and throbbing massive dick.
Shove it down your throat,
swirl your tongue when saliva starts to coat~
Suck it hard, suck it deep;
when you're loud he's yours to keep!
Start him with your legs,
She feels that tongue until she begs~!
Breasts first, tease the tips round,
once he's made it you cum to ground.
Show him who's boss:
paizuri will make sure he's lost.
Then when he's bold as a rock,
show him your sex and claim your cock!
....I'm aware I am a horrible person for this. XD
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Probably might. My last girlfriend enjoyed cyber sex... but wanted anywhere from eight to ten pages per reply. -shudder- So needless to say, I've had quite a bit of this.
Still, a sexual poetry slam? Sounds fun xD
Still, a sexual poetry slam? Sounds fun xD
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That.... was quite something. In a good way.
I agree! You should join a sexual poetry slam. Oh! And here, do join~ LET'S RAP!!!!
I agree! You should join a sexual poetry slam. Oh! And here, do join~ LET'S RAP!!!!
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Home Visit
You wake one day, my voice in your house
Screaming it loud till you're ready to pounce!
Taking you, in the shower, the stairs, the bed
Letting each orgasm thrust through your head
I'll just finger you off, flick of the wrist
Better touch yourself if on top of my list!
I'll pound 'em, pinch 'em, I'll break em mean
Cause this incubus is a sex machine!
Moan if you like, I'll make you sweat-
In the end, its you, girl, I'll make wet.
You wake one day, my voice in your house
Screaming it loud till you're ready to pounce!
Taking you, in the shower, the stairs, the bed
Letting each orgasm thrust through your head
I'll just finger you off, flick of the wrist
Better touch yourself if on top of my list!
I'll pound 'em, pinch 'em, I'll break em mean
Cause this incubus is a sex machine!
Moan if you like, I'll make you sweat-
In the end, its you, girl, I'll make wet.
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Rioshi wrote...
I tossed one in the ring. ^^Hah, that you did. And it was awesome!
Will you post more? Definitely liking your lewd poetry.
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Why not. It only takes me five seconds to jot down anyways. Let me know if you want more ^^
Turnabout [Fair Play]
Ask and you will receive
My fingers and tongue your reprieve
Bang that pussy against my lips
Thrust that cock against your hips
Throw back your hair and be ridden all night
Or stroke your folds and beg for a fight
With every breath you'll scream my name
My throbbing cock driving you insane
I love it all, the hunt the chase
Your dildo slick down to the base
Handcuffs mouth gag rope corset
All or none you'll cum so wet
Lick a lolly or grind a pole
You'll own or be owned, body and soul.
Turnabout [Fair Play]
Ask and you will receive
My fingers and tongue your reprieve
Bang that pussy against my lips
Thrust that cock against your hips
Throw back your hair and be ridden all night
Or stroke your folds and beg for a fight
With every breath you'll scream my name
My throbbing cock driving you insane
I love it all, the hunt the chase
Your dildo slick down to the base
Handcuffs mouth gag rope corset
All or none you'll cum so wet
Lick a lolly or grind a pole
You'll own or be owned, body and soul.
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Lol, while reading this all I just think of Rance raping all the girls with a perverted smile on his face that says
"My hyper weapon will pierce the heavens, tooooohhhh!"
Hahaha, anyways nice job on writing da thingy, I like the straightforward stuff on the pieces~
"My hyper weapon will pierce the heavens, tooooohhhh!"
Hahaha, anyways nice job on writing da thingy, I like the straightforward stuff on the pieces~
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Not...too far from the truth, actually. My first girlfriend said I was like Rance during sex, and so I kinda maybe completely dominated every h scene I could unlock. Every route, every item.... The ironic thing is?
I roleplay him on several sites, and people never realize that they're being killed with a hentai 'protagonist'. Not like I haven't cybered a bit as him too just for kicks. Haven't had any complaints yet.
Though I may be possibly slightly juuuuust a little bit insatiable.
[size=10]Because the girls are sexy and cute and h and should be pleasured and fucked until they lose it! Tooooooh![/h]
Besides, what girl doesn't deserve to get the fuck of a lifetime? ^^
[Any requests for the next poem?]
I roleplay him on several sites, and people never realize that they're being killed with a hentai 'protagonist'. Not like I haven't cybered a bit as him too just for kicks. Haven't had any complaints yet.
Though I may be possibly slightly juuuuust a little bit insatiable.
[size=10]Because the girls are sexy and cute and h and should be pleasured and fucked until they lose it! Tooooooh![/h]
Besides, what girl doesn't deserve to get the fuck of a lifetime? ^^
[Any requests for the next poem?]
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Hotel
The streets of people are gone
All coming rays at break of dawn
Our sleepy eyes will then meet
As your pussy strokes my meat
Embarrassed we'll tease to please
Till one of us is on our knees
Thats the way this ride takes
Thats the way your hips shakes
Panting and moaning lewd play
Why not just stay another day?
The streets of people are gone
All coming rays at break of dawn
Our sleepy eyes will then meet
As your pussy strokes my meat
Embarrassed we'll tease to please
Till one of us is on our knees
Thats the way this ride takes
Thats the way your hips shakes
Panting and moaning lewd play
Why not just stay another day?