Boy Over Yukkuri
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Ehm...this is my first try for posting a story here. It's a story about yukkuri a famous meme spouting from Touhou universe, for more backgrounds of yukkuri check here. This story contains abuse, torture and babyspeak (i.e. mwwommiieee (mommy), mischer fwood (mister food))
my writing skill is still in development, so I hope to get some feedback; anyway thanks in advance for anyone who bother to read it.
Boy over Yukkuri – Chapter 1
There’s a young man, he living a constant and boring life. Having a normal job, normal life and nothing big has happened in his life.
One day the young man stopped to his favorite place, the bookstore. He saw an interesting new release titled, “One Yukkuri Journal.” He bought those book and go home.
After he arrived in his house he took the shower and prepared a dinner for himself since he live alone. Then after that he sit on his cozy and warm couch, and begin to reading the book he just bought earlier.
The content of the book is about people abusing and killing yukkuris, in other words that’s a collective story about yukkuri being tortured and abused in many different ways.
The young man closed the book and went to sleep, but he can’t forget all things he just read earlier. The book pictured yukkuri as a miserable and selfish creature that deserves to be tortured and abused. He began to feel an urge to abuse a yukkuri too after that.
The next day he went to a pet shop to find some yukkuri. Unfortunately for him, yukkuri is quite expensive mainly because there’s no yukkuri near the place he living, so they need to bring them from other place.
The young man feel it would be a waste to spend quite amount of money just for mindlessly bashing the yukkuri. He then thinks to just forget it and return home.
On the way home, he saw some workers being busy. Then he asked one of the workers,
”excuse me, is there’s anything happens?”
“Nothing big, we just preparing to build railroad that connect this place to the other one” replied the worker for him.”It’ll take at least 3 months to finish, but after that we can travel to the other town without wasting our time crossing the mountain” the worker continued.
“Ah, I see well good luck for that” said the young man. And then he continues to walks toward his home.
Several days later, the construction of railroad already begun and the young man’s life stay same as always. Still he can’t get rid the thought of abusing yukkuri.
It Seem the luck (or maybe a bad luck?) is on his side now. One day after back from work like usual, he find a family of yukkuris in his house. The infamous yukkuri jacking a house he thinks.
He is being greeted by two yukkuris, one big marisa and one big reimu. They’re a couple he thinks.
“Yu yu! This is yukkuri’s easy place what mister doing here?”
“Don’t disturb our easy place here!”
Just like the book says, the young man thinks. Yukkuris always hijack human’s house and claim it as their own. He observed and find out that they brought 5 kids (koyukkuris) with them two yukkurisa and 3 yukkureimu. But he wonders why yukkuris suddenly appear in his house. Not let his mind bothered and let this chance slip, he quickly formed a plan.
“Ah, I see…yukkuri sure have a nice place here…”
“That’s right mister! Marisa is the one who found this place!” shouted the big marisa
“Can you let me take it easy with you all together?” the young man says. He remembered that yukkuri can be fooled by a request from the humans to take it easy with them together.
“Yu! Okay but mister must give us lot of sweets!” answer the big reimu.
“yu yu mwomie…weimu hwungry here…”
“mwwooomiiee, weimu ish hungry too”
“mwarisha needs mischer fwood here…mischer melon is not enough!”
The baby yukkuris beg to their mom, the big reimu. Oh wait? Melon they say? The young man checking around and saw his favorite melon he preserved has been eaten. Suddenly the urge to killing them arose. But not letting his emotion got on him, he let out a faux smile to the yukkuris while holding his anger.
“Well, wait here then, I’ll take some sweets for you.” The young man said to yukkuris as he goes into kitchen to take the foods.
And then the young man back with handful of sweets.”Here your sweets eat as much as you want.” He said while giving it to yukkuris.
While the yukkuris busy eating the sweets, he sneaks away from them and prepared two glass boxes he used to cage his hamster before.
After the yukkuris finished their sweets he approached them.
“HAPPINESS~~” all yukkuris shouted, apparently that’s the way they show their happiness after eat delicious food.
“Ah good you like the sweets…I suppose you all sleepy now?” the man ask the yukkuris.
“Yu marisa is sleepy…want to sleep easy…”
“reimu and little ones feel sleepy too…”
Good, all according to the plan think the young man.
“I already prepared an easy place for you all to sleep here.”
“yu, really mister?” ask the big marisa
“Yeah, here” the man shows them two glass boxes. “One for the father marisa, the other one for mother reimu and little ones” he said to the yukkuris.
He then lift the father marisa into the box, and then carefully lift the babies and their mother to the other box.
“It’s easy here! Thank you mister!” says the father marisa.
“No problem” the man said while placing lid into the boxes.
“yu, what are you doing mister?”The mother reimu asked.
To make sure you fuckers won’t run away! He thinks, but of course he can’t say that to them…yet. So instead he says, “It’s to make sure remirya (the predator-type yukkuri) won’t hurt you while you sleeping”
“yu mischer ish nice pweople!”
“weimus ish goin to chleep eajy now”
The baby yukkuris looks so happy for what he doing to them. Almost make him feel guilty, but no. He’ll torture and abuse them as violent as possible…for the melon and lulz.
“I’m going to sleep now you guys just take it easy there, next morning I’ll bring more sweets.” But he saw the yukkuris already sleeping…peacefully…somehow that just make him want to bash them more.
He then slowly moves to his bedroom. In his bed he was thinking the most violent way to abuse them while reading the book. Slowly the young man drift into sleep….the next day will be fun.
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To Be Continued
my writing skill is still in development, so I hope to get some feedback; anyway thanks in advance for anyone who bother to read it.
Boy over Yukkuri – Chapter 1
There’s a young man, he living a constant and boring life. Having a normal job, normal life and nothing big has happened in his life.
One day the young man stopped to his favorite place, the bookstore. He saw an interesting new release titled, “One Yukkuri Journal.” He bought those book and go home.
After he arrived in his house he took the shower and prepared a dinner for himself since he live alone. Then after that he sit on his cozy and warm couch, and begin to reading the book he just bought earlier.
The content of the book is about people abusing and killing yukkuris, in other words that’s a collective story about yukkuri being tortured and abused in many different ways.
The young man closed the book and went to sleep, but he can’t forget all things he just read earlier. The book pictured yukkuri as a miserable and selfish creature that deserves to be tortured and abused. He began to feel an urge to abuse a yukkuri too after that.
The next day he went to a pet shop to find some yukkuri. Unfortunately for him, yukkuri is quite expensive mainly because there’s no yukkuri near the place he living, so they need to bring them from other place.
The young man feel it would be a waste to spend quite amount of money just for mindlessly bashing the yukkuri. He then thinks to just forget it and return home.
On the way home, he saw some workers being busy. Then he asked one of the workers,
”excuse me, is there’s anything happens?”
“Nothing big, we just preparing to build railroad that connect this place to the other one” replied the worker for him.”It’ll take at least 3 months to finish, but after that we can travel to the other town without wasting our time crossing the mountain” the worker continued.
“Ah, I see well good luck for that” said the young man. And then he continues to walks toward his home.
Several days later, the construction of railroad already begun and the young man’s life stay same as always. Still he can’t get rid the thought of abusing yukkuri.
It Seem the luck (or maybe a bad luck?) is on his side now. One day after back from work like usual, he find a family of yukkuris in his house. The infamous yukkuri jacking a house he thinks.
He is being greeted by two yukkuris, one big marisa and one big reimu. They’re a couple he thinks.
“Yu yu! This is yukkuri’s easy place what mister doing here?”
“Don’t disturb our easy place here!”
Just like the book says, the young man thinks. Yukkuris always hijack human’s house and claim it as their own. He observed and find out that they brought 5 kids (koyukkuris) with them two yukkurisa and 3 yukkureimu. But he wonders why yukkuris suddenly appear in his house. Not let his mind bothered and let this chance slip, he quickly formed a plan.
“Ah, I see…yukkuri sure have a nice place here…”
“That’s right mister! Marisa is the one who found this place!” shouted the big marisa
“Can you let me take it easy with you all together?” the young man says. He remembered that yukkuri can be fooled by a request from the humans to take it easy with them together.
“Yu! Okay but mister must give us lot of sweets!” answer the big reimu.
“yu yu mwomie…weimu hwungry here…”
“mwwooomiiee, weimu ish hungry too”
“mwarisha needs mischer fwood here…mischer melon is not enough!”
The baby yukkuris beg to their mom, the big reimu. Oh wait? Melon they say? The young man checking around and saw his favorite melon he preserved has been eaten. Suddenly the urge to killing them arose. But not letting his emotion got on him, he let out a faux smile to the yukkuris while holding his anger.
“Well, wait here then, I’ll take some sweets for you.” The young man said to yukkuris as he goes into kitchen to take the foods.
And then the young man back with handful of sweets.”Here your sweets eat as much as you want.” He said while giving it to yukkuris.
While the yukkuris busy eating the sweets, he sneaks away from them and prepared two glass boxes he used to cage his hamster before.
After the yukkuris finished their sweets he approached them.
“HAPPINESS~~” all yukkuris shouted, apparently that’s the way they show their happiness after eat delicious food.
“Ah good you like the sweets…I suppose you all sleepy now?” the man ask the yukkuris.
“Yu marisa is sleepy…want to sleep easy…”
“reimu and little ones feel sleepy too…”
Good, all according to the plan think the young man.
“I already prepared an easy place for you all to sleep here.”
“yu, really mister?” ask the big marisa
“Yeah, here” the man shows them two glass boxes. “One for the father marisa, the other one for mother reimu and little ones” he said to the yukkuris.
He then lift the father marisa into the box, and then carefully lift the babies and their mother to the other box.
“It’s easy here! Thank you mister!” says the father marisa.
“No problem” the man said while placing lid into the boxes.
“yu, what are you doing mister?”The mother reimu asked.
To make sure you fuckers won’t run away! He thinks, but of course he can’t say that to them…yet. So instead he says, “It’s to make sure remirya (the predator-type yukkuri) won’t hurt you while you sleeping”
“yu mischer ish nice pweople!”
“weimus ish goin to chleep eajy now”
The baby yukkuris looks so happy for what he doing to them. Almost make him feel guilty, but no. He’ll torture and abuse them as violent as possible…for the melon and lulz.
“I’m going to sleep now you guys just take it easy there, next morning I’ll bring more sweets.” But he saw the yukkuris already sleeping…peacefully…somehow that just make him want to bash them more.
He then slowly moves to his bedroom. In his bed he was thinking the most violent way to abuse them while reading the book. Slowly the young man drift into sleep….the next day will be fun.
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To Be Continued
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Just taking it easy reading your story. Professionally it's amateurish, but had a bit funny aspects within the midst.
Personally I felt sorry for the Yukkuris but that's just me... A number of grammatical errors but A funny story nonetheless.
Good job Rin~
I hope to see the 2nd part and more, mainly the story you promised us(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
J/k
Just Take it easy
Personally I felt sorry for the Yukkuris but that's just me... A number of grammatical errors but A funny story nonetheless.
Good job Rin~
I hope to see the 2nd part and more, mainly the story you promised us(╬ ಠ益ಠ)
J/k
Just Take it easy
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Boy over Yukkuri – Chapter 2
Next morning on young man’s residence…
Its 4:15AM in morning, this young man likes to wake up early in morning; early bird got his fortune easy. Oh wait…well he forgot about that, he just likes to wake up early in the morning.
Slowly he opens his eyes, his eyelids rather heavy. He then goes to the bathroom placed in front of his bedroom and do the wash-up, brush his teeth, etc. After that he slowly walks to the living room where he placed those yukkuris. He walks like Snake from MGS (lol) to make sure he won’t wake them up.
He arrives in the living room, he’s not turning on the lamp but he can see that all yukkuris still fast asleep. He let out sigh of relief that they still remain there and not wrecking any damn things again like yesterday. Unfortunately, he might be must leave them alone in his house because today he have to go to work.
Should he take a day-off just to massacre this family of yukkuris? The answer is yes. If you think he’ll let those rascals loose, you’re wrong.
So he decided to make it his day-off, tomorrow is Saturday anyways. Then, he slowly makes his way to his bed room again. After that he takes his book and begins to reading it again. He wants to know how anon(s) torture yukkuris in the morning. Much to his dismay, he can’t think any smart way to torture them; it’s because he’s not experienced yet in this field. The best he can think is to scare them with Remirya or Flandre (predator type) but he’s not have that either.
Crossed in his mind to just take a needle, burn the needle on fire and stab them violently with it for ultimate lulz; but of course that would make this story short…wait wrong idea here.
4:45AM…30 minutes after he woke up. He thought that soon the yukkuris will be wake up too since they are wild yukkuris they should be an early bird too. Seen the book doesn’t help him much in torturing (mainly because anon(s) in the book always had their torture device and other delicate shit already).
Screw that, he think and he changes to his sweatshirt to go take some morning stroll. He decided to leave the yukkuris just like that and wait for them to beg for foods. He then goes out and start to stroll through his neighborhood.
5:07AM…he look at his watch, usually he’ll meet some of his neighbor that takes morning stroll too this hours. Something strange…already 10 minutes and yet he didn’t meet single people. The young man than continues make his way to the working site, hope he find some people there. Upon arriving there he saw the place in a horrible mess, holes and something brown splattered everywhere. Very strange indeed…
He spotted one worker in the corner holding a bat, assume he’s the guard. Then proceed to talk with him, hope he’ll get some info.
“Hey, what are you doing here? This area is closed for pedestrians” the guard says to him.
“Eh…excuse me mister…I just wondering why this place look like in a mess.”
“Well I can explain it to you but first answer my question, why you’re here in first place?”
“I just happen to take my morning stroll and pass by here, see this place in not usual mess…”
“Wait a minute…you take a morning stroll in this situation?” the guard cut young man’s explanation.
“Yeah, something wrong with it?” the young man answered.
“I see…you didn’t know of what happened yesterday, mister”
“That’s why I’m asking you, mind to answer my question what’s happened here?”
“Well…it’s a long story, but I’d tell you whole village has been invaded by yukkuris now; including this work site as you can see” the guard explained.
That’s explains the sudden appearance of yukkuris here, thought the young man.
“Wait sir, how can they make their way here? I’ve been living in this place for years and I never heard yukkuris being here on first place” the young man questioned the guard.
“It seems our project here draw attention for yukkuris in the mountain, as you know we build our rail pass the mountain to the other village; unfortunately without us knowing the yukkuris from top of the mountain rolling down here to see what happened, yesterday they hijack this place you see…and I heard some of them already make their way to neighborhood.” The guard continues his explanation to young man.
Now that’s make everything clear, yukkuris hijack and the other neighbors must be know about it and prefer to stay at house to protect their belongings, so I didn’t spot them earlier. The young man thinks.
“Well that’s all I can explain to you sir, I advise you to leave this place for your own safety and go back protect your belongings as you know yukkuris are” the guard tell the young men.
“One more question, did you managed to annihilate and prevent more yukkuris for coming here?” the young man ask.
“Unfortunately no sir, that’s why we called specialist and factory’s people here they’ll coming here today, until then it’s better for you to stay at your house and guard it; now if you excuse me sir I need to go on my duty again, please leave for your own safety.” With those words, the guard turn around and then begin to patrol again.
Satisfied with info he’s got, the young man take his leave and walk towards his house. It’s already 5:48AM he wonders if the yukkuris already wake up or not. Suddenly it strikes his mind how’s that yukkuri managed to enter his house anyway? He lock the doors and windows yesterday…It seems joy of finding yukkuris made him forget about that important things!
He’s think it’s stupid of him not checking entire house and regrets it. He worried there might be a burglar or more yukkuris comes. Dashing towards his already wrecked beloved crib, with one swift move he jump pass the fence, unlock the front door and not forget to close it again. He took time to take some breath and calm himself then proceed to make his way towards the living room silently. 5:57AM and he glad those yukkuris still not awake, but then he hear some noise come from the kitchen.
Make his way silently into the kitchen; he’s greeted by a Remirya! Yes, one Remirya ravaging his refrigerator and threw away all vegetables into the floor while make it retard remarks “U~~U~~”
The young man feels lady luck on his side even on this misfortune being raided by yukkuris twice. He managed to find the most fun yukkuri to toy, Remirya.
“U-uuu~!” it making those retard sounds while tossing all food besides sweets aside. The young man then walks behind it and begin to tap his feet, expect the Remirya to respond him. In seconds, Remirya become aware there’s someone behind it and turn around.
“Gyaaaooo, where’s the buddin? Remirya is Scarlet Devil Mansion Ozeu-sama! She demands buddin now!” it exclaims.
The young man seems expecting this reaction upon Remirya, he read it once that this retarded Remirya always behave like it’s the true Remillia Scarlet. He realizes that this is a bodied ones, means it’s already on its adulthood or something like that.
“So, ojou-sama wants some sweets?” once again the young man make a faux smile while asking to Remirya.
“Gyaooo, you stupid human! Of course Remirya wants it,” the Remirya answered him.
Just as planned lol, the young man thinks. “I’m sorry, ojou-sama let me show you the way to our dining room; I already prepared some sweets including your favorite pudding there,” the young man try to be elegant as possible; of course it’s just one of his trick, his bloody and violent scenario will start as soon as he grab this Remirya. “Excuse me ojou-sama but I must cover your eyes for a moment,” he saying that while pull his handkerchief from the pocket.
“Uuu~ but promise me you’ll gimme buddin! Ozeu-sama doesn’t like liars!” Remirya protested a bit, but being a retard it is, it lets the young man cover it eyes with handkerchief. After that, the young man escort Remirya to his room; silently not want the yukkuris he captured panicked because there’s a Remirya here.
“It would be the most interesting day-off I had,” the young man said to no one in particular.
6:16AM…and now the young man is preparing…for his most interesting day-off.
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To Be Continued
Next morning on young man’s residence…
Its 4:15AM in morning, this young man likes to wake up early in morning; early bird got his fortune easy. Oh wait…well he forgot about that, he just likes to wake up early in the morning.
Slowly he opens his eyes, his eyelids rather heavy. He then goes to the bathroom placed in front of his bedroom and do the wash-up, brush his teeth, etc. After that he slowly walks to the living room where he placed those yukkuris. He walks like Snake from MGS (lol) to make sure he won’t wake them up.
He arrives in the living room, he’s not turning on the lamp but he can see that all yukkuris still fast asleep. He let out sigh of relief that they still remain there and not wrecking any damn things again like yesterday. Unfortunately, he might be must leave them alone in his house because today he have to go to work.
Should he take a day-off just to massacre this family of yukkuris? The answer is yes. If you think he’ll let those rascals loose, you’re wrong.
So he decided to make it his day-off, tomorrow is Saturday anyways. Then, he slowly makes his way to his bed room again. After that he takes his book and begins to reading it again. He wants to know how anon(s) torture yukkuris in the morning. Much to his dismay, he can’t think any smart way to torture them; it’s because he’s not experienced yet in this field. The best he can think is to scare them with Remirya or Flandre (predator type) but he’s not have that either.
Crossed in his mind to just take a needle, burn the needle on fire and stab them violently with it for ultimate lulz; but of course that would make this story short…wait wrong idea here.
4:45AM…30 minutes after he woke up. He thought that soon the yukkuris will be wake up too since they are wild yukkuris they should be an early bird too. Seen the book doesn’t help him much in torturing (mainly because anon(s) in the book always had their torture device and other delicate shit already).
Screw that, he think and he changes to his sweatshirt to go take some morning stroll. He decided to leave the yukkuris just like that and wait for them to beg for foods. He then goes out and start to stroll through his neighborhood.
5:07AM…he look at his watch, usually he’ll meet some of his neighbor that takes morning stroll too this hours. Something strange…already 10 minutes and yet he didn’t meet single people. The young man than continues make his way to the working site, hope he find some people there. Upon arriving there he saw the place in a horrible mess, holes and something brown splattered everywhere. Very strange indeed…
He spotted one worker in the corner holding a bat, assume he’s the guard. Then proceed to talk with him, hope he’ll get some info.
“Hey, what are you doing here? This area is closed for pedestrians” the guard says to him.
“Eh…excuse me mister…I just wondering why this place look like in a mess.”
“Well I can explain it to you but first answer my question, why you’re here in first place?”
“I just happen to take my morning stroll and pass by here, see this place in not usual mess…”
“Wait a minute…you take a morning stroll in this situation?” the guard cut young man’s explanation.
“Yeah, something wrong with it?” the young man answered.
“I see…you didn’t know of what happened yesterday, mister”
“That’s why I’m asking you, mind to answer my question what’s happened here?”
“Well…it’s a long story, but I’d tell you whole village has been invaded by yukkuris now; including this work site as you can see” the guard explained.
That’s explains the sudden appearance of yukkuris here, thought the young man.
“Wait sir, how can they make their way here? I’ve been living in this place for years and I never heard yukkuris being here on first place” the young man questioned the guard.
“It seems our project here draw attention for yukkuris in the mountain, as you know we build our rail pass the mountain to the other village; unfortunately without us knowing the yukkuris from top of the mountain rolling down here to see what happened, yesterday they hijack this place you see…and I heard some of them already make their way to neighborhood.” The guard continues his explanation to young man.
Now that’s make everything clear, yukkuris hijack and the other neighbors must be know about it and prefer to stay at house to protect their belongings, so I didn’t spot them earlier. The young man thinks.
“Well that’s all I can explain to you sir, I advise you to leave this place for your own safety and go back protect your belongings as you know yukkuris are” the guard tell the young men.
“One more question, did you managed to annihilate and prevent more yukkuris for coming here?” the young man ask.
“Unfortunately no sir, that’s why we called specialist and factory’s people here they’ll coming here today, until then it’s better for you to stay at your house and guard it; now if you excuse me sir I need to go on my duty again, please leave for your own safety.” With those words, the guard turn around and then begin to patrol again.
Satisfied with info he’s got, the young man take his leave and walk towards his house. It’s already 5:48AM he wonders if the yukkuris already wake up or not. Suddenly it strikes his mind how’s that yukkuri managed to enter his house anyway? He lock the doors and windows yesterday…It seems joy of finding yukkuris made him forget about that important things!
He’s think it’s stupid of him not checking entire house and regrets it. He worried there might be a burglar or more yukkuris comes. Dashing towards his already wrecked beloved crib, with one swift move he jump pass the fence, unlock the front door and not forget to close it again. He took time to take some breath and calm himself then proceed to make his way towards the living room silently. 5:57AM and he glad those yukkuris still not awake, but then he hear some noise come from the kitchen.
Make his way silently into the kitchen; he’s greeted by a Remirya! Yes, one Remirya ravaging his refrigerator and threw away all vegetables into the floor while make it retard remarks “U~~U~~”
The young man feels lady luck on his side even on this misfortune being raided by yukkuris twice. He managed to find the most fun yukkuri to toy, Remirya.
“U-uuu~!” it making those retard sounds while tossing all food besides sweets aside. The young man then walks behind it and begin to tap his feet, expect the Remirya to respond him. In seconds, Remirya become aware there’s someone behind it and turn around.
“Gyaaaooo, where’s the buddin? Remirya is Scarlet Devil Mansion Ozeu-sama! She demands buddin now!” it exclaims.
The young man seems expecting this reaction upon Remirya, he read it once that this retarded Remirya always behave like it’s the true Remillia Scarlet. He realizes that this is a bodied ones, means it’s already on its adulthood or something like that.
“So, ojou-sama wants some sweets?” once again the young man make a faux smile while asking to Remirya.
“Gyaooo, you stupid human! Of course Remirya wants it,” the Remirya answered him.
Just as planned lol, the young man thinks. “I’m sorry, ojou-sama let me show you the way to our dining room; I already prepared some sweets including your favorite pudding there,” the young man try to be elegant as possible; of course it’s just one of his trick, his bloody and violent scenario will start as soon as he grab this Remirya. “Excuse me ojou-sama but I must cover your eyes for a moment,” he saying that while pull his handkerchief from the pocket.
“Uuu~ but promise me you’ll gimme buddin! Ozeu-sama doesn’t like liars!” Remirya protested a bit, but being a retard it is, it lets the young man cover it eyes with handkerchief. After that, the young man escort Remirya to his room; silently not want the yukkuris he captured panicked because there’s a Remirya here.
“It would be the most interesting day-off I had,” the young man said to no one in particular.
6:16AM…and now the young man is preparing…for his most interesting day-off.
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To Be Continued