'Twas the time of year for Christmas, for the little Johnny Bass,
he'd climb up top a sledding hill, and slide down on his hands and knees.
Little Johnny was having a jolly time, 'til he saw a quaint little boy with a hat,
but he soon realized that he'd rather not talk, for the boy was quite plump, and
had down's syndrome.
Skippin' along, Johnny spied the christmas hobo, who's name was Mr. Muck,
but when the hobo asked for money, Johnny said, "I really don't give a
dollar to homeless people."
Johnny's brother (that's me) was in college,
and was also in christmas moods,
and so he went on FAKKU! every hour, to see those anime girls nude!
By Moneypussy