[Contest Entry 2010] Tension. Lots of It. TL;DR Version
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Alternate Version of: https://www.fakku.net/viewtopic.php?t=57895
A writing competition huh? To the Cloud!
TL;DR:
We're trapped in a trashed cafe, in a snow storm and there's hentai hungry people [zombies] clawing their way in. On the dance floor is a guy with a horse mask on [is he dead =-=?]. There has been no lemony action, though there has been thoughts of throwing one of us at the raving hungry mob to reach some sort of sexual tension satisfaction. In that lemon release to juice sort of way. You just took my drink leaving me with stale espresso [*shake fist*].
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Now all I have is this chipped cup filled with dirty water that is over heated. Aahh... You really didn't think the holidays would be spent like this right? Talking in a Cafe that normally would have been an ideal place for Fakku members to meet up since it's an Altar to Hentai, but now is all torn up and we're surrounded by zombies - well this is fiction so don't QQ over it too much eh? And not to mention the suspense. Any second now one of those zombies will strip in frustration. Maybe. Then again it could be a different kind of suspense.
*Crack*
Of what kind? The zombie's out there breaking in of course. I bet you were thinking, "Man it would be so awesome if it was a bunch of hot smexy people that want to do me on the dance floor [which we just cleared]. Then I would have no heart burn breaking that glass to meet them halfway-" Well stop it. And put down that chair leg. Sit down. You can keep your pants off it doesn't bother me.
Look this wasn't how I was planning on celebrating my holiday either okay? All this time I thought, "You know, maybe I will go out of my way to meet Jacob or talk with other people in the forums." Real funny right? For a Lurker to say that, it takes a lot of pseudo courage. And a spell checker. Ah man you remember that convention? Yes the recent one. There was a meet up. Again. Couldn't go. Didn't QQ over it on the board though - too busy fapping and playing R/L. Yeah sometimes it kind of gets in the way. That whole survival thing. Fapping though an essential nutrient is not sufficient to cover all of R/L energy needs. But we don't want this to turn into a Confession right? Not that kind.
What was the theme again? Christmas and Holidays right. This is turning into an otaku version of Left 4 Dead. To be ravished by hentai starved internet users. Not how I wanted to spend the first day of the New Year. Come on FAKKU Servers... at least throw some fried chickens in ties at them or something.
*Crash!*
They broke in!
Quick into the back room. NOT THE CLOSET THIS WAY. Close the door. NO Go away Zombies GO AWAY NOT OPEN.
*SLAM*
Whew.
Where are we ah we're in the storage closet. Huh I knew there was cosplay stuff in here, but man it's really stacked with - Bah this doesn't help at all.
This really isn't turning out to be a lemon is it?
Never Fear, Wireless is Here.
Let me just hook device up to the internet. I think the Servers should be up now. YES! FINALLY! WOO! Yeah you can come close. Well you don't have to huddle that close to see the screen right? Where are your pants seriously. Please don't breath so heavy you're fogging it up.
*Wipe screen*
There we go.
Let's see... I think I will finally post or something. Oh he's alive. Let's send him a message.
*Type Type*
Huh a chat function, even better...
"Ah Jacob nice to finally meet you through the internets. Thanks for the uploads.
Since we're here...
Always wanted to ask, you are like some kind of porn super hero right?"
Ding.
"Yeah pretty much." He says.
*Type Type*
"You even brought the horse mask thing too."
"It's a trademark." He says. What is he like replying from an Iphone...
So you are here that means servers are up right? Have you taken care of those suffering from withdrawal outside yet? Cause it's kind of cramped in here. Jacob? I saw you on the floor out there acting like you were dead. That was you right? Come on. Don't tell me the server is down again. I just checked- It's busy. But I mean the horde is still- Jacob? Hey. This isn't funny. Leaving me here with the Reader like this. This isn't an acceptable Lemon situation. No. Take those neko ears off of me. JACOB.
TL;DR x2
The End is of Your Choosing. Happy Holidays.
A writing competition huh? To the Cloud!
TL;DR:
We're trapped in a trashed cafe, in a snow storm and there's hentai hungry people [zombies] clawing their way in. On the dance floor is a guy with a horse mask on [is he dead =-=?]. There has been no lemony action, though there has been thoughts of throwing one of us at the raving hungry mob to reach some sort of sexual tension satisfaction. In that lemon release to juice sort of way. You just took my drink leaving me with stale espresso [*shake fist*].
---
Now all I have is this chipped cup filled with dirty water that is over heated. Aahh... You really didn't think the holidays would be spent like this right? Talking in a Cafe that normally would have been an ideal place for Fakku members to meet up since it's an Altar to Hentai, but now is all torn up and we're surrounded by zombies - well this is fiction so don't QQ over it too much eh? And not to mention the suspense. Any second now one of those zombies will strip in frustration. Maybe. Then again it could be a different kind of suspense.
*Crack*
Of what kind? The zombie's out there breaking in of course. I bet you were thinking, "Man it would be so awesome if it was a bunch of hot smexy people that want to do me on the dance floor [which we just cleared]. Then I would have no heart burn breaking that glass to meet them halfway-" Well stop it. And put down that chair leg. Sit down. You can keep your pants off it doesn't bother me.
Look this wasn't how I was planning on celebrating my holiday either okay? All this time I thought, "You know, maybe I will go out of my way to meet Jacob or talk with other people in the forums." Real funny right? For a Lurker to say that, it takes a lot of pseudo courage. And a spell checker. Ah man you remember that convention? Yes the recent one. There was a meet up. Again. Couldn't go. Didn't QQ over it on the board though - too busy fapping and playing R/L. Yeah sometimes it kind of gets in the way. That whole survival thing. Fapping though an essential nutrient is not sufficient to cover all of R/L energy needs. But we don't want this to turn into a Confession right? Not that kind.
What was the theme again? Christmas and Holidays right. This is turning into an otaku version of Left 4 Dead. To be ravished by hentai starved internet users. Not how I wanted to spend the first day of the New Year. Come on FAKKU Servers... at least throw some fried chickens in ties at them or something.
*Crash!*
They broke in!
Quick into the back room. NOT THE CLOSET THIS WAY. Close the door. NO Go away Zombies GO AWAY NOT OPEN.
*SLAM*
Whew.
Where are we ah we're in the storage closet. Huh I knew there was cosplay stuff in here, but man it's really stacked with - Bah this doesn't help at all.
This really isn't turning out to be a lemon is it?
Never Fear, Wireless is Here.
Let me just hook device up to the internet. I think the Servers should be up now. YES! FINALLY! WOO! Yeah you can come close. Well you don't have to huddle that close to see the screen right? Where are your pants seriously. Please don't breath so heavy you're fogging it up.
*Wipe screen*
There we go.
Let's see... I think I will finally post or something. Oh he's alive. Let's send him a message.
*Type Type*
Huh a chat function, even better...
"Ah Jacob nice to finally meet you through the internets. Thanks for the uploads.
Since we're here...
Always wanted to ask, you are like some kind of porn super hero right?"
Ding.
"Yeah pretty much." He says.
*Type Type*
"You even brought the horse mask thing too."
"It's a trademark." He says. What is he like replying from an Iphone...
So you are here that means servers are up right? Have you taken care of those suffering from withdrawal outside yet? Cause it's kind of cramped in here. Jacob? I saw you on the floor out there acting like you were dead. That was you right? Come on. Don't tell me the server is down again. I just checked- It's busy. But I mean the horde is still- Jacob? Hey. This isn't funny. Leaving me here with the Reader like this. This isn't an acceptable Lemon situation. No. Take those neko ears off of me. JACOB.
TL;DR x2
The End is of Your Choosing. Happy Holidays.
