[Contest Entry 2011] An ode to Fakkus light

In the hole that was my life
I have found a hentai site
And in my plight for its light
I discovered that it’s nice
Fakku Fakku
Its name sounds right
I read and fap until its night
And when the night is all done
I sleep till noon and read again
Fakku Fakku
I wonder when they’ll post again
In the hole that was my life
I have found a hentai site
And with its internet glow
The hole was filled with its light

Simple and sweet, this is actually quite fetching. I think a lot of fakku users can relate to it, nicely done.