[Contest Entry 2011] Twas the Fap Before Christmas

Twas the fap before Christmas, when all through the site
not a thing was moving, except my hand might.
Just browsing through Fakku without a care,
in hopes that some sexy post might be there.

Vanilla, tentacles, yuri and toys,
schoolgirl, futanari, trap and tomboys.
All tags for my oh so wondrous fap,
I'm in a randy mood so how bout a trap.

I vigorously gave my meat a batter,
when finally I finished with a splatter.
Oh all over the scree it did splash,
this post is going into my private stash.

But as I did add it to my favorites so,
I realize that I have sunken so low.
What morals I have held on so dear,
I seem to have thrown out you hear?

This site truly changed me so quick,
I just fapped to a girl whom had a dick.
It was so glorious when I had came,
but now I feel like I am really lame.

Now you may think me to be rotten,
a thought that will not be forgotten.
Of course I never wanted this at all,
but I could not refuse such a call.

Now I do not regret it, you ask why,
to this site I will never say good-bye.
Too much fun has been had it is true,
I know you can all say you have too.

Some would protest and put down their foot,
but I say we should give them the boot.
Give them a good kick in the ball sack,
for Fakku does not deserve such an attack.

We should not hide ourselves underneath,
masks of lies and just kick them in the teeth.
It is our right to fap and be smelly,
be fat and have a fetish oh so creepy.

I know that you may not think that yourself,
but I will not look down upon myself.
I am a Fakku patriot so it's been said,
and I don't want to see this place fade.

I will let you all get back to your work,
but I'm going to give my thing another jerk.
I know that my palm will be colored of a rose,
but I feel like this poem I must compose.

I apologize for the great dismissal,
but I can't deny my great crotch missile.
I should not leave without being polite,
so Merry Christmas to all and to all a good-night.

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