[Contest Entry] The Nightmare Before Fakku-day.

This is the scene I am parodying.


Twas Four years ago, On a glowing computer screen
In Jacob’s house, on a cold as balls Christmas eve.
That birthed the website of which you are about to be told,
and its one you can view if you’re at least 18 years old.
Now, you’ve probably wondered where Fakku-day comes from.
And if you haven’t, then it’s time the fapping begun!


Boys and girls of over 18,
Wouldn’t you like to see some loli tween,
Get DP’d be a by a horse that goes neigh?
Oh, don’t lie just enjoy Fakku-day!

This is Fakku-day!
This is Fakku-day!
Virgins fapping till the dawn of daylight!
This is Fakku-day!
Everybody Fap away!
Stay up late (Cause your roommates are asleep at night!)

Fakku’s Down!
Everybody cry!
Not really, it does that all the time

I’m the otaku with my laptop on my bed!
Posters on the wall and Panties on my head!
I’m the weirdo watching eight guys fuck a squirrel!
All alone, never even touched a girl!

This is Fakku-day!
This is Fakku-day!
Fap away!
Fap away!
Fakku-day!
Fakku-day!

Fakku’s down
Oh no not right now!
Hit F5 for hours on end!

On this site!
What we call hot porn,
They all laugh at cause it’s not the norm!

Oh Shit! Someone’s at the door and
I forgot to lock again!
Doorknob’s turning , Yell
“not now go straight to HELL!”
This is Fakku-day!
Doorknob’s turning anyway!
Aren’t you shamed?
Well finish in their face!
Shoot it once, Shoot it twice.
Look on their face won’t have a price!
Get punched in the face for the whole night!
Everyone get Laid!
It’s the dawn of a new day!
Lol, JK no one gets laid on fakku day!

I am the troller who angers and irates!
A life I once had but now it’s gone without a trace!

I am Jacob who tries to help you fap hard!
Too bad our servers are such massive retards!

I am a Doujin with the hottest of sex!
Fueling fantasies so you don’t think of your ex!

This is Fakku-day!
This is Fakku-day!
Fap away!
Fap away!
Fakku-day!
Fakku-day!

Tender loli’s everywhere!
Or massive breasts and pussies with hair!
It’s up to you
what you fap to
On this joyous Fakku-day

On this Site!
What we call hot porn,
They all laugh at cause it’s not the norm!

Fakku’s down, no wait it’s back!
What the fuck is up with that?
Squeal like a schoolgirl
When you calendar say’s it today!
Yes it’s Fakku-day!
Go and Fap away

Won’t you please make a day for a very special site!
Our great doujin archive
Has girls aged 1 to 95
Everyone fap to the hot elf chick now!

This is Fakku-day!
This is Fakku-day!
Fap away!
Fap away!
Fakku-day!
Fakku-day!

On this site, we call home,
Everyone Hail to the Fakku-day song!

Fap, Fap, Fap, FapFap
Fap, Fap, Fap, FapFap
Fap, Fap, Fap, FapFap
Fap, FapFap, Fap, Fap!


[Note: If you decide not to let lyrical adaptations count, just try to let me know sooner rather than later so that I can make another entry,(although I might make one anyway)]

I'll have to wait for Dos to decide if lyrical adaptations count.

Either way, I like it. It made me laugh quite a bit.

If you're going to use source materials, it has to be sufficiently different, and this is very well done. So it's a yes. :)

Awesome, thanks to both of you!

I lol'd. I suppose it may not have been too hard for you to adapt it, but I sure couldn't.

^_^;

This song wouldn't make it onto my iPod, LOL, but it sure made me laugh. Very well done! Lots of great ideas - not a lame verse in the whole piece; every bit contains at least one good punch-line

Fakku Day!
Fakku Day!
Fap Away!
Fap Away!