the following is a mindless ramble
"Corporate dogs" yelled hateflayer as he flayed the mighty bulwark of the paralegal losenge with much hate. He had never before fought with such elegance and eloquence as he did when defending his rights from the MAN. He let loose gurthalak, the many tentacled spider being of the winds, and swung his mighty blade from a chariot of immensely false flames. When enough of the evil corporate disc jockeys were removed from their high horses pizza fire gorgonzilla. The monster with one eye awaits with deadly Cotton threads that trickle into the fear of the immortals. "RETH RETH RETH" called the leader of the fantastic beasts. The remaining horse jockeys transformed into ravenous cubes of meat with staplers for legs. They would never stop until dead or satisfied with the satisfaction of millions of dollars stolen from the helpless. The meat cubes descended upon the armies of homeless garbage bags and bedrolls, who fought back with all their might. Suddenly in a flash of metal, fire, lightning, frost, and all that is holy the leader of the cube meats was crushed into a million squids on the hood of a car. The Delorean had claimed its first victim.
