Haiku Corner
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Gone
While waiting to dive,
I threw rocks at your friend Clive.
He didn't survive.
Don't hate me for this;
But I want to take a piss
on your little sis.
I need to masturbate;
I'll finish before my date.
My date's name is Kate.
If you judge my taste,
I'll force you to eat toothpaste.
This haiku's a waste.
Can you make these rhyme?
I can, even short on time,
but rhymes are a crime.
I threw rocks at your friend Clive.
He didn't survive.
Don't hate me for this;
But I want to take a piss
on your little sis.
I need to masturbate;
I'll finish before my date.
My date's name is Kate.
If you judge my taste,
I'll force you to eat toothpaste.
This haiku's a waste.
Can you make these rhyme?
I can, even short on time,
but rhymes are a crime.
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I'm probably gonna make more in this post.
Landed on comet,
forced into tears due to shirt.
Seriously, Tumblr?
forced into tears due to shirt.
Seriously, Tumblr?
Some people might think:
"WOW, you're such a bloody jerk!"
You're probably right.
"WOW, you're such a bloody jerk!"
You're probably right.
Humanity sucks.
It enjoys CoD, Pewds and fails.
There is no hope left.
It enjoys CoD, Pewds and fails.
There is no hope left.
Cons of an OC:
"vegeterian, beautiful"
The Polish can't write.
"vegeterian, beautiful"
The Polish can't write.
The vampire gamble:
If a vampire bites your neck...
What shall await you?
If a vampire bites your neck...
What shall await you?
Endless pleasure surge?
Or agony you can't stand?
Might be Twilight though...
Or agony you can't stand?
Might be Twilight though...
While Hotwheels is based,
moot uses Tumblr and sucks.
Well, 4chan is kill.
moot uses Tumblr and sucks.
Well, 4chan is kill.
Dynasty Warriors
If my laptop wasn't crap,
would I not meet you?
If my laptop wasn't crap,
would I not meet you?
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I sucked at these in High school.
My grades are in
Like water, my brain is still
Mediocre still...
My grades are in
Like water, my brain is still
Mediocre still...
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Purple slimy girl
Scented and flavored of Grapes
Kissing a Cherry
Cherry tastes so good
With cherry flavored lip gloss
I love her kisses
I am in the mood
I will go see my lover
And have alone time
Grab us some Pepsi
A little bit of hentai
And then maybe play
I will be gentle
As our bodies come closer
With loving embrace
All throughout the night
Kisses, snuggles, and massage
As she moans with joy
All because I love her
as much as Cherry loves grapes
Which is quite a lot.
Scented and flavored of Grapes
Kissing a Cherry
Cherry tastes so good
With cherry flavored lip gloss
I love her kisses
I am in the mood
I will go see my lover
And have alone time
Grab us some Pepsi
A little bit of hentai
And then maybe play
I will be gentle
As our bodies come closer
With loving embrace
All throughout the night
Kisses, snuggles, and massage
As she moans with joy
All because I love her
as much as Cherry loves grapes
Which is quite a lot.
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I am curious
What it would be like to read
Japanese haikus
Language limits us
Not only in what we say
But how we can think
What it would be like to read
Japanese haikus
Language limits us
Not only in what we say
But how we can think
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Eternal! wrote...
I am curiousWhat it would be like to read
Japanese haikus
You've got it, my friend.
Here's some Japanese haikus.
Matsuo Basho:
"An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again."
"Autumn moonlight—
a worm digs silently
into the chestnut."
"Lightning flash—
what I thought were faces
are plumes of pampas grass."
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NotSoKaito wrote...
Eternal! wrote...
I am curiousWhat it would be like to read
Japanese haikus
You've got it, my friend.
Here's some Japanese haikus.
Matsuo Basho:
"An old silent pond...
A frog jumps into the pond,
splash! Silence again."
"Autumn moonlight—
a worm digs silently
into the chestnut."
"Lightning flash—
what I thought were faces
are plumes of pampas grass."
Ah, not what I meant
A translation cannot hope
To be the same piece