Haiku Corner

While waiting to dive,
I threw rocks at your friend Clive.
He didn't survive.

Don't hate me for this;
But I want to take a piss
on your little sis.

I need to masturbate;
I'll finish before my date.
My date's name is Kate.

If you judge my taste,
I'll force you to eat toothpaste.
This haiku's a waste.

Can you make these rhyme?
I can, even short on time,
but rhymes are a crime.

I'm probably gonna make more in this post.

Snuggle by the warmth
The warmth of those you love most!
Happy holidays

I sucked at these in High school.

My grades are in

Like water, my brain is still

Mediocre still...

Purple slimy girl
Scented and flavored of Grapes
Kissing a Cherry

Cherry tastes so good
With cherry flavored lip gloss
I love her kisses

I am in the mood
I will go see my lover
And have alone time

Grab us some Pepsi
A little bit of hentai
And then maybe play

I will be gentle
As our bodies come closer
With loving embrace

All throughout the night
Kisses, snuggles, and massage
As she moans with joy

All because I love her
as much as Cherry loves grapes
Which is quite a lot.

the only thing ive
ever wanted was to be
with you in my dreams

I am curious
What it would be like to read
Japanese haikus

Language limits us
Not only in what we say
But how we can think

You've got it, my friend.
Here's some Japanese haikus.
Matsuo Basho:

"An old silent pond...

A frog jumps into the pond,

splash! Silence again."

"Autumn moonlight—

a worm digs silently

into the chestnut."

"Lightning flash—

what I thought were faces

are plumes of pampas grass."

Ah, not what I meant
A translation cannot hope
To be the same piece